Cough, hack gag, cough cough. Grumble grumble, if I drink any more Ny-Quil my blood will turn green. 
Flu season is a foot in my office. I would like to thank all my co-workers for taking the extra effort to NOT cover their mouths when they're coughing... for sneezing openly in my cube, and for taking the extra pains to breathe heavily on me while describing their aliments... they have all contributed to my current ailing state. Thank you inconsiderate fuck wads for your illness.
I sound like Dr. Girlfriend. The boyfriend finds it sexy... at a distance. I'm trying to quarantine myself. Blah
Side note: while searching for images of Dr. G I found that I am completely tickled when people dress up as cartoon characters:
Dr. Rockso:
Trogdor! Note the baby's arm... I nearly choked laughing:
Good times good times. I'm going to go and amuse myself by googling goons in costumes.
Flu season is a foot in my office. I would like to thank all my co-workers for taking the extra effort to NOT cover their mouths when they're coughing... for sneezing openly in my cube, and for taking the extra pains to breathe heavily on me while describing their aliments... they have all contributed to my current ailing state. Thank you inconsiderate fuck wads for your illness. I sound like Dr. Girlfriend. The boyfriend finds it sexy... at a distance. I'm trying to quarantine myself. Blah
Side note: while searching for images of Dr. G I found that I am completely tickled when people dress up as cartoon characters:
Dr. Rockso:
Trogdor! Note the baby's arm... I nearly choked laughing:
Good times good times. I'm going to go and amuse myself by googling goons in costumes.
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gigondas:
Small dogs deserve torture. Just sayin'.
dizzy:
My ass hurts. Where you at A?