creamygoodness

I really should try to start being a bit more timely with my updates. I finally get around to making an update about my weekend on the tuesday. Aah well, that'll learn me for being a lazy bugger.

So, first of all, my thanks for all the get well wishes from last time. Rest assured I'm feeling a lot better than I did this time...
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Bah, well that was one of the crappier weekends I've had in... well... forever really. I was foolish enough to try eating at KFC and, funnily enough, seem to have contracted either food poisoning or some kind of virus. I've been so damn ill it's even managed to keep me off the net for most of the weekend, so you know it's been bad. I've...
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I am weak, I am compelled by OTHERWORLDLY FORCES.

Now take my quiz bitches!

A brief update: To those of you following my journals, you may know of the middle-aged asian divorcee colleague who asked me to hook her up with porn. It appears that, despite my repeatedly mocking, blaspheming against and generally pissing off any gods that may or may not exist, they've taken a shine to me as she hasn't asked me again to sort her out...
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Fear my power, for lo, I have ventured deep into the dark heart of the lair of Nic and the Tron and lived ot tell the tale.

Yes, I have spent the weekend in the company of our glorious leader and her foul-mouthed sidekick and a damn fine weekend it was too. I wandered up in an extremely easy journey on a rather empty Wint...
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Criminy, 50-odd comments in the space of about 24 hours. Either it was my birthday or my set went up and seeing as how I have yet to cause the sudden implosion of the site due to the unleashing of my todger, it must have been my birthday.

Well it was certainly an eventful weekend, I'll tell you that much. It all started on the...
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I feel loved right now (not necessarily due to the speedy deluge of birthday messages, although that certainly helps). It is a happy, happy feeling. All I need now is ot feel lurved (three nights a week and sunday mornings for preference) and I would genuinely feel utterly content.
To mah girlies (you know who you are): Thank you for being here and thank you...
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Ok. So I had an... umm... 'interesting' conversation at work today with my middle-aged female asian colleague. I handle all the Videos and DVDs at work, so I'm talking to ehr and she says something along the lines of "Well if you come across any more movies like Unfaithulf, you know, erotic thrillers, something a bit steamy, you let me know."

Now, being the utter...
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Well I had a spiffy weekend. It started off on friday when I spent the afternoon showing catcher round Camden and watching him scamper about gleefully and damn near wet himself with excitement as he stepped into Cyberdog. Awww, tourists are so cute

Later on I trundled over to Chez munch's to meet him and Doplex for a night of no drinking and DVDs....
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I decided to do something slightly different this time round, rather than recount my not-too-eventful life (glowsticks, frottage and insulting members of the public aside) or write something intended to delight and amuse, I ahve decided that what the world really needs is to get excited about the same things I am. Yes, I am come amongst you all like the very paragon of good...
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Well... I certainly saw in the New Year in style. If, by style, you mean in an idiotic drunken stupour.

Yes, surprise surprise, I ended 2004 in much the same way that I begun it, by getting wasted in The Ship with some of the finest collection of reporbates you could ever wish for. Roll call time peeps:

Doplex (even though he was a big...
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A couple of things:

First of all, I pick up my pen (figuratively) and do the first bit of creative writing I've attempted in months and get 12 journal comments. I scrawl a few lines about cutting my nutsack in the shower and get 25. Goddamn you vulturous bastards.

Second of all, a few weeks back we had another person called Ben starting to work...
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