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Can you call it a disspointment when you end up with only one black eye, but with two scoops of ice cream?
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It was in the deep recesses of that mine shaft that I came to terms with who I am and where I'm going. A miner, and deeper into this mine shaft.
missbunny:
I bet if I read your journal while I was stoned I'd totally think you were incredibly profound.
chickwithwings:
you're spiffy. i like you we should be friends
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You dont need a reason to drink, but when you have one you better damn well drink.
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I feel I have been socially cursed.
Everytime I make plans they magically fall apart at the last second.
Here's to my future life of hermitude...
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Wow. It is a shame and a travesty how much i have let my wonderful Suicide Girls account go into waste. It like buying a scoop of ice cream and then lighting it on fire. Wet and hot. And once again I have manged to make as little sense as possible.

I have returned....
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I went to my five year high school reunion. It was extremely annoying. I had deja vu for 3 hours straight. Everyone looked familiar but I couldn't remember from where (and If you said "high school" i shall reply in kind with a screwdriver to your throat.)
On the plus side I got inebriated and kissed the girl who turned me down for junior prom.
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missbunny:
..yeah dude. JJ was so right, we should have gone. poo head.

also, i'm deciding for you that you should definitely come to boston to visit your family on christmas so we can hang out at harvard square with all the hip kids and such. then go play in the snow and drink hot chocolate. (come on, look how hard i'm trying to make new england seem appealing....)
missbunny:
ok, plus we must go to that aquabats show on the 16th. bad credit's playing with them and they are my new favourite band.
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The day of thanks is upon,
And so I shall wish ado until anon.
But do not fret and pine, i shall return
For you my suicide girls I ne'er would spurn

missbunny:
Somehow you just seem so much creepier online than you do in person. surreal

(I'm sorry, but it's oh so very true. You sould get that looked at. kiss )
creamygod:
that is probably because in person, my devasting good looks disarm unsuspecting girls from noticing my creepiness till it's too late
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i have a lot to say
but i dont really want to say it
probably because the truth is giving me heart palpatations
and with that the mystery is in place

missbunny:
That was like some sort of disturbed poetry reading. It's beautiful, in it's own disturbed and poetic way.
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It was on this very lake thirty years ago that tragedy struck. We had to close down the boathouse. It took so long to clean, to make it clean. That's all behind us now. Anyway, you're here and thats all that really matters. Now who wants a glass of cider?
What? Whats that? What was the tragedy? You don't want to... well all right, you...
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sockbunny:
you are a silly goose.
sockbunny:
I actually dont know anyone that has a Mr. Scrooge Mc Duck sized vault with money in it, I was just being optimistic that maybe someone on my buddy list would, and would be so kind as to adopt me so I never have to work again.

PS- you are a flirtamonster.
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I got in the middle of a fist fight today.
I just don't understand people sometimes. Everybody just walked past pretending not to see what was going on, but I swear another couple of minutes and that giant panada might have seriously hurt that elf. When will the giant panda on elf violence stop.
missbunny:
...Wow. (That's pretty much all I have to say.)
eat_shit:
It will end when l.s.d. loses it's luster, perhaps? surreal
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So today i went into work when it was dark and left when it was dark. How I have forgotten the sweet embrace of the sun. A warm breeze dancing across my unfurled brow. oh well, i guess ill just have to embrace the vampire lifestyle till the end of sweeps.
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nefaria:
eww...vampires are teh awesome...boo sun tongue
vonvuitton:
That happens to me too. :/
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So I am new to suicidegirls. Now we shall see if it was an 18 bucks well spent or if i would of had more phone finishing my commerative plate collection.
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RE: finish this sentence, I am like a used napkin because...


why would you say that to me?
creamygod:
it really was just a way to see what funny response you can come up with. If you havent noticed I am random!