You know what time it is... it's time for Know & Tell
("They're detached from reality and susceptible to influence.")--the official explantion from the Israeli Defence Force on why it gives a low security clearance to any recuiter who admits to playing Dungeons & Dragons.
(422)--number of flights Lufthansa had to cancel or delay when "President" Bush visited Frankfurt last February, leading the airline to consider legal action.
($25,000)--annual salary of the average enlisted soldier serving in Iraq.
($100,000)--annula salery of a private contractor in Iraq, where over one-fifth of military employees are hired help.
($3.99)--charge for sending a message to space through a dish in Connecticut, in the hopes that aliens may one day receive it, via talktoaliens.com.
($19.99)--price of a 12-pack of K9 bottled water for dogs (available in Chicken, Beef, and Liver flavors).
("I'm fucking smart.")--former enron ceo Jeffery Skilling's response to the question "Are you smart?" on his application to Harvard, according to the just-released documentary, Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room.
(www.biojewelery.co.uk)--government-funded British science project seeking couples to donate bone tissue, from which customized wedding rings can be built.
("I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back.")--Micheal Gruber, a German man whose wife left him after he underwent a penis transplant. [The original stayed attached until the replacement proved functional.]
(3X)--factor by which the rate of early death and disablity from STDs is higher in the other developed countries, according to a recent study.
(Pudding Ring)--a slang term for a mustache-and-goatee combination. Provenance: East Coast. Usage: "Chech out the time traveler from 1996 - you can always tell one by his pudding ring."
Everything I mention in my Know & Tell entries are facts, so just think about it.
("They're detached from reality and susceptible to influence.")--the official explantion from the Israeli Defence Force on why it gives a low security clearance to any recuiter who admits to playing Dungeons & Dragons.
(422)--number of flights Lufthansa had to cancel or delay when "President" Bush visited Frankfurt last February, leading the airline to consider legal action.
($25,000)--annual salary of the average enlisted soldier serving in Iraq.
($100,000)--annula salery of a private contractor in Iraq, where over one-fifth of military employees are hired help.
($3.99)--charge for sending a message to space through a dish in Connecticut, in the hopes that aliens may one day receive it, via talktoaliens.com.
($19.99)--price of a 12-pack of K9 bottled water for dogs (available in Chicken, Beef, and Liver flavors).
("I'm fucking smart.")--former enron ceo Jeffery Skilling's response to the question "Are you smart?" on his application to Harvard, according to the just-released documentary, Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room.
(www.biojewelery.co.uk)--government-funded British science project seeking couples to donate bone tissue, from which customized wedding rings can be built.
("I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back.")--Micheal Gruber, a German man whose wife left him after he underwent a penis transplant. [The original stayed attached until the replacement proved functional.]
(3X)--factor by which the rate of early death and disablity from STDs is higher in the other developed countries, according to a recent study.
(Pudding Ring)--a slang term for a mustache-and-goatee combination. Provenance: East Coast. Usage: "Chech out the time traveler from 1996 - you can always tell one by his pudding ring."
Everything I mention in my Know & Tell entries are facts, so just think about it.
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