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So, the spate of new NEWSwire articles seems to have ruffled a few feathers, my own included. And, since the semester has just started, my brain is somewhat stuck in "Teacher Mode", I thought I might list a few things that could help ANY writer in their endeavors.

The three things any writer needs to think about before writing are:
1. Topic
2. Audience
3....
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Been listening to different music for the first time in years.

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Never heard of these guys before, but their album was previewed on NPR and I just really liked it.



Got my first MFA packet back today, special Saturday FedEx delivery because my mentor waited too long to send it. I need to revise 20 pages (of the 42 I sent)...
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bratpanties:
I see you're making friends on my Facebook. tongue Bwahahaha! Gotta love those awkward FB acquaintances, huh?
bratpanties:
That she is. biggrin She's a book-club acquaintance so mostly I try to stick to innocuous topics when I talk to her. But if she's gonna come looking for debate on my Facebook..!
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I haven't been able to turn my head to the right for about 2 weeks. This is not fun, particularly when I'm walking to work and crossing a street.
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suri:
jesus!!! what did you do?
rudiecantfail:
If you can appreciate comedy that's just completely absurd, it has its moments. I certainly wouldn't pay to see it, but I've watched it a few times when it's been on TV.

One of the traits of the character is that he can't turn to the left, which as a male model, creates havoc for him when he gets to the end of the runway.
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The world is starting to scare me.
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lestrange:
just give me an address and i can mail them to you! wink
lestrange:
nah... my butt doesn't fit in the mail!

but my undies do....
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Love this!

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_holden_:
So I didn't cheat. Awesome.tonguebiggrin
chrysis:
That's so sick.

I'm sorry, I know a lot of it's supposed to be funny and I'm only halfway through, and maybe I'm not in the right mood, but God. That makes me so ill.
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I am really starting to see that I am ALWAYS the exception.

Not exceptional. The exception. The normal way things work, the normal course of action, the normal sequence of events never seem to happen in my life.

And I'm starting to get tired of it.
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brightredscream:
I know!
Bastards!
brightredscream:
Yeah, I've basically been watching for blogs - if I have no idea who that is - bye bye wink
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Blog.
Blog blog blog blog blog.
Bloggidy blog blog.

Blog.
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otoki:
It was sort of nice, but I came home to find some urgent-ish emails, so that sucked a little. Meh.
elipsis:
blob comment.
blog. blog.
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Leave today to start my MFA. Not taking my computer with me, as I need a break from it. Almost feels like I'm going into computer rehab, since I almost always have this thing on and on me. So, from now until the 25th, I will be incommunicado. Well, I might be able to update Facebook from the hotel's computer, but I doubt they would...
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limowreck:
No, the little prick got a stomach bug, been sick for close to a week now. But soon though...
pissed:
You ain't missin nothin'...'cept 114 degrees of ugly here in Phoenix. puke
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I'm not a tech guy. My phone is, for the most part, a phone. I don't tweet, twit, or twat. My facebook is about 90% family and coworkers. My computer has a keyboard. I got my first texting plan last month!

And yet, I can think of several aps that would truly make life easier:

1: Drunk/Stoned to English Ap - when you just...
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ohsoordinary:
They make you learn their crazy slavo-scandinavian language to qualify for permanent residence.

If I'm gwan, I'm gwan for good.
ohsoordinary:
Technically, I already am since my mans is half Fin, half Norwegian.
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MFA packet came today. Much to read, much to critique. Where's my pencil?

2 weeks! eeek
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chris_sick:
The pale. You are so far beyond it.

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I hate to be all internet tough guy & everything, but I really want to run into that cat in my city somewhere & beat him until he's just a bloody twitching thing. Yeah, yeah, I know that won't change no minds or anything, but goddamn. He is just fucking disgusting on so many levels.

chrysis:
Yeah, man. I hear ya.

-Hug.-

Fanks.
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90s Music Blog Time!!!
I used to know all the lyrics, but I forgot frown

I had such a crush on Donna Lewis love

Stone Temple Pilots . . . I thought I was badass, liking them tongue

The Lemonheads confused me confused

All I wanna do is zoom my zoom zoom zoom

It wouldn't have been the 90's without Nirvana

We were so angry. And then came anti-depressants...
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idgas:
Pension management: "The stock price has dropped 90% but the hard er liquid assets are fine" frown
Retirees "So what, just pour me some more assets" smilebiggrin
limowreck:
Thanks. I like that one better than the last dozen or so I'd written in the last few months.
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I think we might be slipping in our education. Got this from a Philosophy prof. in my building.


What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...


This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA
.. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey
Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and...
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toxic:
(o)(o) Bewbs that is all
aristophanes:
This test has been going around a while -- people who've looked into it seriously have determined it's not a test for 8th grade students, but for TEACHERS applying for the job.