This chiristmas, my roomie, a couple friends, and I are watching horror movies, just to say fuck off to christmas and all that comes with it. We have no tree, we have no lights, it's just another fucking day that we're gald to have off. Of course this doen't mean that I'm not fiending for The Christmas Story ("You'll shoot your eye out!") and I'll still have to call my mom and say merry christmas and listen to what my sibs got and all the banalities of back woods east Texas life. We listen to no carols, unless they are fucked up versions (i.e. Sandler's Hanukah songs, Iron Man/Santa Clause etc.) We had pizza and beer, that's right, fuck egg nog, too.
gil:
MERRY XXX-MAS!!!