Tonight is the last night I'll have to listen to my neighbor fucking his girl, from now on it'll be my roomie. I yelled "This is the last time I'll be doing this, so you could at least make it special for me and let me watch!"
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orchid1:
Its a wombat. They are large marsupials, up to around 90 lbs, and live in Australia. They are really fast and can run up to 40 km/hr. I dream of one day having a couple named Charles and Budgie. But you can't have them in the US...
rocket2:
awww im not going to have sex for 2 weeks. 
this sucks!
this sucks!