Zingers
A friend said "Guten morgen" (not sure how to speel it) to me this morning. I said "Yea, Captiain Morgan to you, too!" I don't know why, just funny.
Later, while talking about paychecks someone asked me what I'd do with six figures. I said "I hardly know what to do with five."
Called somone a dick, they said "How did you know my real name?" I said "You are what you eat."
A friend said "Guten morgen" (not sure how to speel it) to me this morning. I said "Yea, Captiain Morgan to you, too!" I don't know why, just funny.
Later, while talking about paychecks someone asked me what I'd do with six figures. I said "I hardly know what to do with five."
Called somone a dick, they said "How did you know my real name?" I said "You are what you eat."