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*** 495 DAYS REMAIN ***

I am Yirgacheffe'd out right now! Whew! Coffee buzz!!!!! Ack!

I've got a three day weekend coming up. I intend to celebrate by seeing if I can drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk in an hour.

Then.....I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

BOG CATHEDRAL
mistersatan:
Fenchurch.
mrdeity:
Yep, I made it. Thanks for the well wishes. smile

A gallon of Chocolate milk? Pshaw! That's easy! biggrin
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*** 498 DAYS REMAIN ***

Yeehaw! I made my first major milestone on the get-out-of-debt-quest! Under 500 days and counting....

c'mon youse guys!

SCRAMBLED DESERT MONSTER INSIDE DADDY 201
Hint: several locations available

DESERT MONSTER = GILA
SCRAMBLED GILA = AGLI
DADDY = PA
201 = CCI (Roman numerals)

P AGLI A CCI

You know? Seattle's shittiest pizza? Hello?
Speaking of pizza, you can get...
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it_thing_hard_on:
No, but I do actually have a zipper for a mouth.
imfrickincold:
well, ill still be there for two weeks in april, and if we don't hang out i will stalk you.
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*** 501 DAYS REMAIN ***

AUTUMN SIPPING BEVERAGE TREACHERY COMPARATIVE BAD

AUTUMN = FALL
SIPPING BEVERAGE = TEA
TREACHERY = TAO
COMPARATIVE BAD = WORSE

Fawlty Towers

Incidentally, this show is NOT funny. Nothing against John Cleese (who IS funny), but damn does that show get old quick....

Anyway, play with this and you can be winner!

SCRAMBLED DESERT MONSTER INSIDE DADDY 201

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rawb:
...hehe...Scrabble is my only claim to fame!
sydni:
dood, I think you've gone crazy with that one. tongue
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*** 502 DAYS REMAIN ***

These people need to pay for their sins. Anyone who has watched TV or listened to the radio during the last few weeks knows exactly what I'm talking about. Never before have I craved deafness with such, er...umm.....cravings! The boat sh --- DAMMIT!!!!!

AUTUMN SIPPING BEVERAGE TREACHERY COMPARATIVE BAD
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unnethe:
Yup. Very true. Makes me want to resort to Satre cliches.
Don't worry I won't, don't want to sully your journal tongue

This is why I've got the translation info somewhere...very...safe. So safe I don't know where it is. Right now.

Yes, Grosse Pointe Blank is a fabulous movie. "Is it the job? Is it getting you down?"
aperfectsonnet:
Is it maybe Fawlty Towers?

I can't come up with a way to fill in one part of that-but I got close enough to that so it makes sense.
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*** 504 DAYS REMAIN ***

The boat show, the boat show,
The big Seattle boat show.......Dammit!! Stupid catchy commercial song...ARRRGGHHH!


NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE

SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE

NOBLE GAS = NEON
MILKY GEMSOTNE = OPAL
IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE = APOL
GOD = DEITY
SCRAMBLED GOD = DYITE
MAN IN REVERSE = NAM

N APOL EON DY NAM ITE

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luminaire:
I hate you.
waldo_____:
"proabably"? biggrin biggrin
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*** 507 DAYS REMAIN ***

People are so awful to each other. The other day, I was walking home from work and this guy on the corner (45th and the Ave -- big surprise) accosted me and was like, "Excuse me sir, are you a Christian?" I said no and kept walking. Then he screamed after me "Then you're going to hell! That's it!" I...
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imfrickincold:
craptacularly.
dangerousangel:
Hay
the crazy guy on 45th and Ave. yelled the samething at me, I didn't bother to respond seeing as how he's crazy and all. Have you seen him and the crazy guy with a top hat and bubbles debate yet, its funny (cause their both crazy heh heh)
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*** 509 DAYS REMAIN ***

That guy on the boards is out of control. If you don't know who I'm talking about, go dink around for a bit. I swear you'll enjoy yourself something fierce. As for me, here are my thoughts for the day -- keep your pennies:

- People should be nicer to each other.
- I fell in love tonight - twice...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Look, I'm lazy. Why don't you just tell me.
it_thing_hard_on:
By the way I never thanked you for that totally awesome testimonial. I'll be sure to leave you one here just as soon as I settle on something suitably appropriate. wink
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If you ever come into my home, remember:

You are a guest.
You do not live here.
You will not behave like an idiot.
You will respect my property.

Or you will leave.
It's that simple.

Are we clear?
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mistersatan:
Nah, I'll just use my fistful of Zoka cards.
silverstreak:
Amen bruddah. Keep the idiots out of your home; they seem to be everywhere else. I got coffee this morning and some fool in the parking lot cleaned the McDonalds wrappers and cigarette butts out of his car... onto the parking lot.

The rude should be eaten. ARRR!!!
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Trivia night, fools! Do you have what it iakes to win forty coffee dollars?

A travel mug, perhaps?

A box of poo, maybe?

Scables?

britney:
Box of poo here I come!!!......... OK, not really.... But I'd be going for it if I was going! confused
sydni:
I'm sick. i was going to work, but I'm contagious, and I'm stealing Trevallion from you!
bwahahahaa!

have fun tonight. wink
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.*** 513 DAYS REMAIN ***

After work -- must write trivia questions...
Here's the explanantion for the last puzzle:

DEFEND WITHOUT MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS POTASSIUMS

DEFEND = GUARD
MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT = UR
GUARD without UR = GAD
ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS = ZOO
POTASSIUMS = KS (Use your periodic table, dummy)

GAD ZOO KS
Gadzooks

Play with me a win a trophy:

WEAR AWAY ENGRISH...
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ooomermaidooo:
Nope. cause you dont wanna be my friend.











Okay fine, just this once you can have another chance. wink
aperfectsonnet:
It's fragrance. I fucking win again.
I did not cheat.