One of these days, I'm going to get around to writing a journal entry with some actual substance. Non sequiturs are great and all, but I do actually have a lot on my mind. Granted, most of it wanders in and out -- usually on my way to the bus stop -- and I've generally forgotten about the day's trials by the time I get...
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imfrickincold:
Know what you mean.
Man, I must have met like a dozen new people tonight.
The De Luxe apparently likes giving away many plates of free wings.
I love the bus.
That is all.
The De Luxe apparently likes giving away many plates of free wings.
I love the bus.
That is all.
mistersatan:
Good meeting you last night, sir.
sydni:
nice to meet ya, and free food is ALWAYS good.
So lately there have been a lot of drunk shitheads hanging around outside my bedroom window at, oh....say...5 A.M. -- so after cordially asking them to "please be quiet so I can a the shleep thanks" and subsequently getting what I like to refer to as "the finger", I thought it would be prudent to call the most hardworking folks in America -- AKA the...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Yeah, so I'm a bad speller when I'm drunk. Just be glad that's all I am.
luminaire:
Thats how it goes.
Who needs a good laugh? Well, let me tell you about my idiotic co-worker. I'll start by setting the scene. I work in a coffee shop in Seattle -- no big deal, who doesn't, right? Well, most of the baristi I work with take their jobs pretty seriously IN fact, we placed 1st, 3rd, and 4th in the Northwest regional barista competition (yes, they really...
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luminaire:
Hot DAMN.
volks:
I just read your comment in Kara's journal and I'm going to be optimistic and assume you're kidding.
Every once on a while someone will say something to you that just totally make your day. So I walk into one of my favorite Seattle establishments, looking somewhat indecisive, and the cute girl on the other side of the counter says to me:
"Um, you can get 20 wings tonight for $9.99"
Thanks, Jen. You're a love.
Although....
I just ate those 20 wings...
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"Um, you can get 20 wings tonight for $9.99"
Thanks, Jen. You're a love.
Although....
I just ate those 20 wings...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Do I sense a new weekly event for SG Seattle. Well, do I? 
luminaire:
Hey, you should come to the movie thing tonight. Its cool.
One thing I don't really like about my job is that we don't really have any...oh, what's the word? Oh yeah -- CUSTOMERS! So -- I've decided to pack 'em in the only way I know how. I'm trying to put together a trivia night at Zoka. Something weekly and clever and with me at the helm to further fuel my self-aggrandizing tendencies.
scorpio_:
Woo-hoo!! Trivia night!! How do you get to Zoka's again? 
mrdeity:
Trivia night? Cool. Maybe I'll mosey over there and give it my best college try.
Ok, now that everyone has had a chance to forget about me, I can slowly start worming my way back into everyone's hearts. Internet was down again, this time for almost two months -- but I'm kind of stealing it, so I can't really complain. And the libraries-- no surprise -- block this site -- not that I would be caught dead...you know.
So over...
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So over...
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vikprez:
Disney was just a temp thing, I thought it would last longered, but o well.
vikprez:
"longered"
wow, I need a dictionary
wow, I need a dictionary
So the Aqua Teens came and went and I've learned a lot from the experience. Please allow me to share me newfound knowledge with you. Ahem:
1) No parties in my apartment until January. Dear God it was terribly hot in there, and I apologize to everyone present for the heat. Next time, it will be a naked party.
2) SG folks: you guys were...
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1) No parties in my apartment until January. Dear God it was terribly hot in there, and I apologize to everyone present for the heat. Next time, it will be a naked party.
2) SG folks: you guys were...
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imfrickincold:
Where the hell are you dude? haven't seen ya round in a spell or two... let me know if you're still alive 
luminaire:
Dude. You need to be on here more often.
Work is so boring.
So I will pitch you.
In the hopes that you will come visit me.
Since we have no customers.
I work at Zoka.
The one behind UVillage.
Not the Greenlake one.
We make a shake.
It's a mocha shake.
The Zoka Mocha Shake.
It has chocolate.
It has espresso.
It has raspberry.
It is good.
Yummy Good.
It will not give...
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So I will pitch you.
In the hopes that you will come visit me.
Since we have no customers.
I work at Zoka.
The one behind UVillage.
Not the Greenlake one.
We make a shake.
It's a mocha shake.
The Zoka Mocha Shake.
It has chocolate.
It has espresso.
It has raspberry.
It is good.
Yummy Good.
It will not give...
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imfrickincold:
Well, everyone else has already said this, but Happy mothafuckin Birthday. I'm in a really good mood cuz my endorphins are a shootin through me cuz i just got pierced. I got a monroe on my right side. except it looks kind of stupid since it's going to swell up so they had to put a long barbell in first, and it looks like im just dumb and couldn't figure out what jewelry i was supposed to put in. and i can't smile, sort of feel like i got botox or something. buy me a plane ticket and ill be there on friday, homie. me AND my monroe. cool poem thingy btw.
trevallion:
so hot in there, dude.
So, here's the full story.
I'm on my way to the SG Burlesque show and RIGHT before I pull into a parking spot RIGHT in front of the fucking Crocodile, the cop pulls up behind me and turns on the lights. He had the ticket IN HIS HAND when he got to my window -- no explanation on how I didn't realize I had expired...
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I'm on my way to the SG Burlesque show and RIGHT before I pull into a parking spot RIGHT in front of the fucking Crocodile, the cop pulls up behind me and turns on the lights. He had the ticket IN HIS HAND when he got to my window -- no explanation on how I didn't realize I had expired...
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freckle:
naked girlies really do make you feel better.
and as for air conditioning... the only reason i go to coffee shops is because they have air conditioning and i don't. is there a reason for spending $3 on a drink other then that you're too hot to think straight?
and as for air conditioning... the only reason i go to coffee shops is because they have air conditioning and i don't. is there a reason for spending $3 on a drink other then that you're too hot to think straight?
it_thing_hard_on:
I echo what the above two people said.
The funny thing is, I actually saw that happening.
The funny thing is, I actually saw that happening.