Here's a puzzle:
butt repair 2.718281828459045...... chowed
The first person to solve it gets 2 points.
butt repair 2.718281828459045...... chowed
The first person to solve it gets 2 points.
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It's December. Do you know what that means?
It means that I get to change razor blades! Sweet, sweet, new razor blade...how I've longed for your touch! I'll see you again in February...
Why are razor blades so gosh darn expensive anyway? They're not even easy to shoplift since a lot of places keep 'em locked up behind the customer service counter. Maybe it's time...
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It means that I get to change razor blades! Sweet, sweet, new razor blade...how I've longed for your touch! I'll see you again in February...
Why are razor blades so gosh darn expensive anyway? They're not even easy to shoplift since a lot of places keep 'em locked up behind the customer service counter. Maybe it's time...
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imfrickincold:
I arrive at 5:10 am, leave at 6:50. i could probably make it through security, when i was there in may it only took like 15 min. but it's close to the holidays so i don't know how bad that makes it. oh well, can sure as hell try 
trevallion:
3 months for a razor? I usually use them till they get dull. Which is about two weeks. I envy your gentle face.
Sick sick sick sick sick. Anyone who brings me soup gets a free copy of Freedom Fighters for PS2.
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silverstreak:
I'd be happy to bring you soup, but you can keep the game. I'm an Xbox household
imfrickincold:
but if i work for the airlines you can bet your sweet ass ill be flying all over the place. if im a flight attendant id be based in seattle. woo hoo.
Mmmmm.......Dick's Deluxe.....BURP!!!
panacea:
i can fake anime okay. but besides that my cartoon-ish type stuff really sucks
mrdeity:
Well, if all the cool kids are doin' it...I'll be there!
Well right after I got that scathing rant out of my system I caught a nasty cold. As fate would have it, I had to work the next day and every was ordering big ol' nonfat whoosewhatsis vanilla bullturdeat. Fortunately, the cold progressed to the point where I was coughing uncontrollably, so I got to stay home today and play Paper Mario until my eyes...
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mistersatan:
I and my Flowbee will be right over.
trevallion:
6th and Marion.
Ah...it's Friday! Thanksgiving came and went -- I went to my friend Sam's (different Sam) house and had much drink and food. I'd never had fried turkey before -- six words -- GODDAMN! That's not really six words at all. Anyway, played some Set, played some Risk, met a girl that I fell desperately in love with but lives in California so I promptly fell...
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luminaire:
Holy shit dude.
it_thing_hard_on:
Oh can it, coffee nazi.
And why would the starving people of Ethiopia want coffee dregs. We pay them thrity-two cents on the dollar to harvest that shit for us.
And why would the starving people of Ethiopia want coffee dregs. We pay them thrity-two cents on the dollar to harvest that shit for us.
I smell a rant coming on...
luminaire:
?_?
silverstreak:
Uh-oh 
So after a six week hiatus, my boss that it would be safe to pair me up once again with my asinine co-worker that some of you may remember hearing about.
It wasn't safe.
Will someone please come in tomorrow night and do the following:
a) order a drink
b) take a sip
c) throw it in his face while saying, "This tastes like shit,...
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It wasn't safe.
Will someone please come in tomorrow night and do the following:
a) order a drink
b) take a sip
c) throw it in his face while saying, "This tastes like shit,...
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luminaire:
Booya.
panacea:
B1. I general, do you think that women are hornier than men? Because I don't think that's possible...
no, I don't think women in general are hornier than men.
B2. Where was the best cup of coffee you've ever had?
i'm not sure. i don't drink a ton of coffee. beth's cafe is probably where i've had the most amount of coffee in one sitting. and i had to pee a ton after.
B3. Are you gonna make it out for trivia night one of these days?
what/where/when is trivia night? i bet it's in the SGseattle board, eh? i'll check on it. maybe i shall make it up for that. i live a million miles away. but i'm going to seattle this weekend. i mean, tomorrow.
How was your Thanksgiving?
it was good. i went to oregon where fam lives. ate tons of food, bla bla bla. my dog tried to eat my aunt and uncle's dog who is twice her size. and then we put her outside. and then she ate the other dog's food. so we put her in the car. but then we couldn't find her and she wouldn't come when we called because she's deaf, but we found her eating the turkey roaster/pan thing on the back porch. she's such a pig.
how was your thanksgiving?!
xoxo
no, I don't think women in general are hornier than men.
B2. Where was the best cup of coffee you've ever had?
i'm not sure. i don't drink a ton of coffee. beth's cafe is probably where i've had the most amount of coffee in one sitting. and i had to pee a ton after.
B3. Are you gonna make it out for trivia night one of these days?
what/where/when is trivia night? i bet it's in the SGseattle board, eh? i'll check on it. maybe i shall make it up for that. i live a million miles away. but i'm going to seattle this weekend. i mean, tomorrow.
How was your Thanksgiving?
it was good. i went to oregon where fam lives. ate tons of food, bla bla bla. my dog tried to eat my aunt and uncle's dog who is twice her size. and then we put her outside. and then she ate the other dog's food. so we put her in the car. but then we couldn't find her and she wouldn't come when we called because she's deaf, but we found her eating the turkey roaster/pan thing on the back porch. she's such a pig.
how was your thanksgiving?!
xoxo
I just went to Chipotle on the Ave for a delicious shredded beef burrito.
I found a $20 bill on the floor by the counter.
Did I keep it? Yes. Yes I did.
I made money by going out for lunch. I'm the happiest boy on earth.
I found a $20 bill on the floor by the counter.
Did I keep it? Yes. Yes I did.
I made money by going out for lunch. I'm the happiest boy on earth.
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panacea:
oh. and me and the friend i was with decided they probably weren't frat boys cuz they were sitting in a really shitty area and they should've been in the student section or something. we decided they just did a 1 year tech program at south seattle community college because they couldn't get into UW.
so tacky.
xoxo
pan-pan
so tacky.
xoxo
pan-pan
sydni:
Why whiplash? the journal entry and the pics are totally in line with eachother....hehe 
Ah yes -- having spent the last six days in that coffee shop, it certainly was nice to spend all (and I mean ALL) of today holed away in my apartment playing video games and not speaking to single soul other than the nice lady who sold me my coffee at the 76 station. Sometimes it's just nice to be grubby and antisocial for a...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Well the date with local girly is inevitable. It was never my intention not to go. This doesn't happen to my very often, you know. I'll be sure to find out at the very least if she has any available friends.
And Colorado girl is fuckin' awesome. Hence why I'm in this predicament and why I've compromised my own personal policies. Ya dig?
And Colorado girl is fuckin' awesome. Hence why I'm in this predicament and why I've compromised my own personal policies. Ya dig?
rice:
Hey! The victory should have been ours! It was snatched from our hands! Oh, yeah, beriberi is not the same syllable twice. It's the same TWO syllables twice. GEEZ! Oh, yeah, nice to meet you as well.
I'm still deliberating.