*** 529 DAYS REMAIN ***
*** TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
REMAIN LEAVE ACHY YOU AND ME
The first person to post the answer wins three points, some soymilk, and crabs
*** END OF TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
Geez...life kind of comes in waves, doesn't it? After weeks of living relatively mundanely. the stuffgates open and suddenly it becomes complicated just to remember what day it is. Can...
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*** TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
REMAIN LEAVE ACHY YOU AND ME
The first person to post the answer wins three points, some soymilk, and crabs
*** END OF TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
Geez...life kind of comes in waves, doesn't it? After weeks of living relatively mundanely. the stuffgates open and suddenly it becomes complicated just to remember what day it is. Can...
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*** 533 DAYS REMAIN ***
I just finished reading Art Spiegelman's Maus. And it's after immersing myself in a tale like that, that my problems in life seem pretty damn petty. I bitch and moan about how I'm too old to be where I am in llfe or how Nintendo doesn't makes games like they used to or how my co-worker "must have had...
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I just finished reading Art Spiegelman's Maus. And it's after immersing myself in a tale like that, that my problems in life seem pretty damn petty. I bitch and moan about how I'm too old to be where I am in llfe or how Nintendo doesn't makes games like they used to or how my co-worker "must have had...
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aperfectsonnet:
Do you mean emo?
Is that good or bad?
Either way it's intnentional. I thought maybe we discussed this but things are a little hazy right now. I admitted to journal stalking you?
Zinged indeed.
Look at what I'm wearing right now:

Is that good or bad?
Either way it's intnentional. I thought maybe we discussed this but things are a little hazy right now. I admitted to journal stalking you?
Zinged indeed.
Look at what I'm wearing right now:
aperfectsonnet:
I like it.
Not for your reason, though.
There's a JS I'm in love with.
That's twice now. I should go post that line in everyone's jounrals.
Not for your reason, though.
There's a JS I'm in love with.
That's twice now. I should go post that line in everyone's jounrals.
Why do I love my job? Because it's the only place on earth where you can overhear conversations like this:
DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
In addition, it's the only place you can witness the charming MrDeity drink an entire quart of...
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DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
In addition, it's the only place you can witness the charming MrDeity drink an entire quart of...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Turns out they didn't need the paperwork after all. All the information they needed I gave them over the phone in my initial phone call. So by the time I was angry enough to call them and bitch them out it had already been taken care of.
baka_amerikanjin:
You should feed him the purple berries. I hear they taste like burning.
*** 537 DAYS REMAIN ***
Four things:
1) Strong Bad has a new computer -- the totally sweet Lappy 486!
2) I've posted this before, but the time of year is a little more appropriate now, so if you want some holiday cheer go -- never mind -- the website is down. I don't think Moxy Fruvous is ever getting back together (sob, sniff)...
3)...
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Four things:
1) Strong Bad has a new computer -- the totally sweet Lappy 486!
2) I've posted this before, but the time of year is a little more appropriate now, so if you want some holiday cheer go -- never mind -- the website is down. I don't think Moxy Fruvous is ever getting back together (sob, sniff)...
3)...
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sydni:
sneeze the sound of a bowling strike. I think that would be exciting. hehe....
mrdeity:
It's a pic I took in fremont of a bunch of rocks stacked on each other.
So Dipshit McBuckyfutt tales aside, life continues to be fun and exciting. I suppose I should be grateful that there is idiocy all around me -- it will certainly make for plenty of material should I ever decide to write a book devoted exclusively to the subject of morons.
Tonight I went to my friend Sam's house. What was supposed to be an evening devoted...
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Tonight I went to my friend Sam's house. What was supposed to be an evening devoted...
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trevallion:
Are you your friend Sam? Or could there quite possible be two people named Sam? The suspense is killing me.
panacea:
haha
i don't know!
i don't know!
** SOME MORE TALES OF DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, the MORON BARISTA **
One day, Dippy found himself in a storewide meeting. Surrounded by folks of superior (read: normal) intelligence, he found himself at a loss -- since his peers were asking relevant questions about various topics, such as store operation, espresso preparation, wholesale accounts, and other delights. As the magical fairy manager doled out positive reinforcement...
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One day, Dippy found himself in a storewide meeting. Surrounded by folks of superior (read: normal) intelligence, he found himself at a loss -- since his peers were asking relevant questions about various topics, such as store operation, espresso preparation, wholesale accounts, and other delights. As the magical fairy manager doled out positive reinforcement...
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rice:
dude, you are truly a freak. and I better see youat karaoke as promised, or much ass-kicking will ensue.
baka_amerikanjin:
Berke is one of my heroes. His work heavily influenced my artistic style. In high school I had a regular comic strip in the school paper that was highly derivative of Bloom County.
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desdenova:
This is true. Rednecks also don't usually take particularly well to skinny long-hairs. Especially when said skinny long-hairs are initiating conversations about the redneck's deficient cock size.
mistersatan:
BAD WORDS!
FRIDAY 2 JUNE 2006
That is the date I will be free.
542 DAYS REMAIN
and by the way....
ESCAPE DRILL KARATE OUTFIT LEG ELBOW
Here's a hint: It's fast
That is the date I will be free.
542 DAYS REMAIN
and by the way....
ESCAPE DRILL KARATE OUTFIT LEG ELBOW
Here's a hint: It's fast
panacea:
thanks buddy!
samling:
hahhaha, sounds like me, love.
*hugs* i was doing ok, but then life interrupted and now i'm borrowing someone's minivan until my car is fixed.
*shudder* i hate them.
*hugs* i was doing ok, but then life interrupted and now i'm borrowing someone's minivan until my car is fixed.
*shudder* i hate them.
Escape drill karate outfit leg elbow
Whatever could it mean?
*
Got my sis Curb Your Enthusiasm season 1 for her birthday. YOU should watch that show because it is funny and uncomfortable -- kind of like a wedgie for your senses. Except that's it's a TV show and not underwear in your buttcrack.
My friend Sam saw me at trivia and was like, "YOu...
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Whatever could it mean?
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Got my sis Curb Your Enthusiasm season 1 for her birthday. YOU should watch that show because it is funny and uncomfortable -- kind of like a wedgie for your senses. Except that's it's a TV show and not underwear in your buttcrack.
My friend Sam saw me at trivia and was like, "YOu...
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baka_amerikanjin:
She used to have a clip from her song "Don't be afraid" that played automatically when you opened the music page. It went:
Don't beeeeeeeeeee a-fraid! followed by these synthesized Jaws chords.
The scariest thing is that there are certain people in L.A. who take her seriously.
Don't beeeeeeeeeee a-fraid! followed by these synthesized Jaws chords.
The scariest thing is that there are certain people in L.A. who take her seriously.
panacea:
oh no
you can't survive on dick's and scones even if it were 3 meals a day. yuck
you can't survive on dick's and scones even if it were 3 meals a day. yuck
Thanks again to all who made Trivia NIght 3 a rousing success! While not as packed as last time, we still had enough folks there to spark some bitchin' competition.
So the FIVE oceans are:
The Atlantic Ocean
The Pacific Ocean
The Indian Ocean
The Arctic Ocean
AND.....
The Southern Ocean
I shit you not -- google it.
So my puzzle here:
butt repair 2.718281828459045......
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So the FIVE oceans are:
The Atlantic Ocean
The Pacific Ocean
The Indian Ocean
The Arctic Ocean
AND.....
The Southern Ocean
I shit you not -- google it.
So my puzzle here:
butt repair 2.718281828459045......
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panacea:
take the word weird and replace the r with a w and the d with a b.
you get weiwb.
doesn't that sound cute? but to make it a little extra cuter, add an "ie" to the end:
voila! weiwbie!!!!!
you get weiwb.
doesn't that sound cute? but to make it a little extra cuter, add an "ie" to the end:
voila! weiwbie!!!!!
panacea:
for me it's:
n's for m's
b's for d's
w's for r's
plus i say things coach z style all the time you know like jorb. so i randomly throw "or" into the morddle of words too.
sormtormes it's just plain hord to tork.
n's for m's
b's for d's
w's for r's
plus i say things coach z style all the time you know like jorb. so i randomly throw "or" into the morddle of words too.
sormtormes it's just plain hord to tork.
xoxo