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cosyne

South Paris, Maine

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Monday Jun 06, 2005

Jun 6, 2005
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*** 161 days remain ***

Cosyne goes to the U-District post office

clerk: HERRO! Nex a cussa-mah PREESE!
cosyne: Hi. I need to remail this package
OH! A Wrut have re heeeere? A This a package is already mailed! What you do?
Um. No I need to RE-mail it. It was returned to me because it couldn't be forwarded.
You address wrong. On package is wrong! That why you having package return get!
Well, actually the address is correct now.
NOOOO! Wrong address is package on here. See this yellow rabel? This incollect addless!
No, I spoke with the woman last night. This is the correct address -- I'm sure of it.
-- (rooks at cosyne) -- (rooks at package) -- You need derivery confirmation?
Do I have to pay for it again? I mean, I already paid for it once.
Stop time-wasting herro cusso-mah! Yes you need to pay! Derivery confirmation cause much rightening to your warret -- HAHA!
Well OK. I guess there's nothing I can do.
What is contained of package
Excuse me?
TO PLEASANT SENSATION!!!!
WHAT?!
What is in package? Not hard question!
Oh, it's a DVD.
I send it media mail -- eight day delivery -- NEXT Cusso-MAH PREESE!
Wait -- hang on a sec. I want to send it first class.
Why you asking for media mail then?
But....I've never even heard of media mail! How could I have asked for it?
FIRST CRASS!!! PACKAGE SEND!!!!

****

Fuck that stupid, stupid woman.
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
Go back and tell him REAL change comes from within.

Then eat a sandwich right in front of him.
Jun 7, 2005
mistersatan:
Well, he wouldn't if you curbed your addiction to dogshit sandwiches.

Degenerate.
Jun 7, 2005

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