So here's the explanation for the last puzzle:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
BOOB = TIT
AUTO FRAME = CHASSIS
TIT INSIDE AUTO FRAME
CHAS TIT SIS (place tit inside the word CHASSIS)
CHASTITY
I really wish I had more going on in my life so that I wouldn't have to come up with these things.
Who is the funniset man on earth. It's not Dave...
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BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
BOOB = TIT
AUTO FRAME = CHASSIS
TIT INSIDE AUTO FRAME
CHAS TIT SIS (place tit inside the word CHASSIS)
CHASTITY
I really wish I had more going on in my life so that I wouldn't have to come up with these things.
Who is the funniset man on earth. It's not Dave...
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Here's a hard one -- for 7 points:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
Here's a hard one -- for 7 points:
BOOB INSIDE AUTO FRAME
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freckle:
i love tripe!!!
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aperfectsonnet:
It's totally chastity. And I know that because I'm smart. Don't argue.
I don't want them to get harder!
I don't want them to get harder!
Holy crap...it's early...and I'm getting up -- not going to bed like usual. I suppose that the only downside to firing snotface poopinhale is that SOMEONE has to cover all those extra shifts.
Happy Merry Christmas Eve!
For you, becuase I am having much the love:
*
EXTINCT BIRD FOOT DIGIT X OR Y MISCALCULATE ACTOR MCKELLAN
*
It's worth 5 points and two dead...
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Happy Merry Christmas Eve!
For you, becuase I am having much the love:
*
EXTINCT BIRD FOOT DIGIT X OR Y MISCALCULATE ACTOR MCKELLAN
*
It's worth 5 points and two dead...
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aperfectsonnet:
You have 2 new testimonials. Did you even notice that?
luminaire:
I bought Metroid Prime 2 instead.
I thought about Mario Tennis though.
I thought about Mario Tennis though.
I've noticed that I don't get much sympathy when I complain about having to wake up at noon instead of at 3 PM.
Here it is:
AUTOMOBILE WRONGDOING SURPRISE INTERJECTION TANQUERAY
Yay! Get some freakin' holiday cheer people!!!!
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Here it is:
AUTOMOBILE WRONGDOING SURPRISE INTERJECTION TANQUERAY
Yay! Get some freakin' holiday cheer people!!!!
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aperfectsonnet:
It is sexy. More people need to learn that.
They should also learn not to cancel on lonely people. Especially not this close to Christmukkah.
The rudeness is mindblowing.
Anyhow, I'm a big girl. I'll live.
They should also learn not to cancel on lonely people. Especially not this close to Christmukkah.
The rudeness is mindblowing.
Anyhow, I'm a big girl. I'll live.
imfrickincold:
may be sooner than we thought
ill let you know when im coming back through, im trying to get like 12 hours or some such...but we'll see....
Yesterday, I interviewed this dude for a position at work. I enjoyed pointing out to him all of the spelling and capitalization mistakes on his resume. Am I truly evil? Or maybe just a demi-asshole?
Here's your noggin-food, you vultures:
GROWN BOY ZIM'S ENEMY TAURUS
First person to post the answer gets two points and their pubes burnt off with a rusty lettuce!
Here's your noggin-food, you vultures:
GROWN BOY ZIM'S ENEMY TAURUS
First person to post the answer gets two points and their pubes burnt off with a rusty lettuce!
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ryan:
how are you going to stop biting your nails?? did you get some bitter stuff to put on them or are you going to replace the habit with something else. i'm curious to your plan!
and the debt free thing... filing BK or what? i did years ago. best thing i did. although now i'm in again (i got a car that i make payments on) and a few minor credit cards (combined under 1K) but the student loans are still there and increasing more and more...
*sigh*
i wish the debt was in something like a cute little two bedroom house with hardwood floors and a fenced back yard. that would be nice.
and the debt free thing... filing BK or what? i did years ago. best thing i did. although now i'm in again (i got a car that i make payments on) and a few minor credit cards (combined under 1K) but the student loans are still there and increasing more and more...
*sigh*
i wish the debt was in something like a cute little two bedroom house with hardwood floors and a fenced back yard. that would be nice.
rice:
I lost your supply of caffeine to someone who wanted to get rid of that damn sheep!
*** 529 DAYS REMAIN ***
*** TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
REMAIN LEAVE ACHY YOU AND ME
The first person to post the answer wins three points, some soymilk, and crabs
*** END OF TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
Geez...life kind of comes in waves, doesn't it? After weeks of living relatively mundanely. the stuffgates open and suddenly it becomes complicated just to remember what day it is. Can...
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*** TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
REMAIN LEAVE ACHY YOU AND ME
The first person to post the answer wins three points, some soymilk, and crabs
*** END OF TODAY'S PUZZLE ***
Geez...life kind of comes in waves, doesn't it? After weeks of living relatively mundanely. the stuffgates open and suddenly it becomes complicated just to remember what day it is. Can...
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panacea:
NOT A CHEESE GRATER. IT'S TO BAKE CAKE IN ICE CREAM CONES. COOL HUH? MMMM
xoxo
xoxo
baka_amerikanjin:
No worries... In spring of '02 I started to develop mild hand tremors and was battling depression. I was in my final semester of college and when I saw a doctor about it, they chalked it up to stress and anxiety. I saw another doctor in August of that year who came to the same conclusion. The tremors were gradually growing worse, but bad things kept happening to me so I kept thinking it was stress. Then in like March of '03 I finally had my life sorted out, but instead of getting better, the shakes got worse and started to really impair my ability to perform tasks. I saw another doctor who ordered an MRI which revealed non-specific abnormalities in the movement areas of my brain. So, I began a long diagnostic process. I went on disability in May of '03 because I was a physical and emotional wreck. I finally got a diagnosis in June that I had Wilson's disease. It's a rare genetic liver disorder which prevents my liver from processing copper. Instead the body stores it in various body tissues. Symptoms can include tremors, depression, behavioral disorders, cirrhosis etc. Most people become symptomatic in their 20s. The condition is highly treatable if caught early. Fortunately my tremors showed before my liver was damaged. So, I started taking meds that bond with the copper and flush it from my system. The meds often make symptoms worse before they get better. I continued to get worse until winter of '03 and have been improving ever since. It's hard to say if the shakes will go away entirely, but any improvement is a step in the right direction. There you have it... and that's the short version.
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I just finished reading Art Spiegelman's Maus. And it's after immersing myself in a tale like that, that my problems in life seem pretty damn petty. I bitch and moan about how I'm too old to be where I am in llfe or how Nintendo doesn't makes games like they used to or how my co-worker "must have had...
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I just finished reading Art Spiegelman's Maus. And it's after immersing myself in a tale like that, that my problems in life seem pretty damn petty. I bitch and moan about how I'm too old to be where I am in llfe or how Nintendo doesn't makes games like they used to or how my co-worker "must have had...
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aperfectsonnet:
Do you mean emo?
Is that good or bad?
Either way it's intnentional. I thought maybe we discussed this but things are a little hazy right now. I admitted to journal stalking you?
Zinged indeed.
Look at what I'm wearing right now:

Is that good or bad?
Either way it's intnentional. I thought maybe we discussed this but things are a little hazy right now. I admitted to journal stalking you?
Zinged indeed.
Look at what I'm wearing right now:
aperfectsonnet:
I like it.
Not for your reason, though.
There's a JS I'm in love with.
That's twice now. I should go post that line in everyone's jounrals.
Not for your reason, though.
There's a JS I'm in love with.
That's twice now. I should go post that line in everyone's jounrals.
Why do I love my job? Because it's the only place on earth where you can overhear conversations like this:
DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
In addition, it's the only place you can witness the charming MrDeity drink an entire quart of...
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DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, moron barista: Hey, guess what!
RANDOM PERSON, hapless: What now, Dippy?
DM: Until 3 days ago, I didn't know what a sequin was!
RP: (head explodes.)
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it_thing_hard_on:
Turns out they didn't need the paperwork after all. All the information they needed I gave them over the phone in my initial phone call. So by the time I was angry enough to call them and bitch them out it had already been taken care of.
baka_amerikanjin:
You should feed him the purple berries. I hear they taste like burning.
*** 537 DAYS REMAIN ***
Four things:
1) Strong Bad has a new computer -- the totally sweet Lappy 486!
2) I've posted this before, but the time of year is a little more appropriate now, so if you want some holiday cheer go -- never mind -- the website is down. I don't think Moxy Fruvous is ever getting back together (sob, sniff)...
3)...
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Four things:
1) Strong Bad has a new computer -- the totally sweet Lappy 486!
2) I've posted this before, but the time of year is a little more appropriate now, so if you want some holiday cheer go -- never mind -- the website is down. I don't think Moxy Fruvous is ever getting back together (sob, sniff)...
3)...
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sydni:
sneeze the sound of a bowling strike. I think that would be exciting. hehe....
mrdeity:
It's a pic I took in fremont of a bunch of rocks stacked on each other.
So Dipshit McBuckyfutt tales aside, life continues to be fun and exciting. I suppose I should be grateful that there is idiocy all around me -- it will certainly make for plenty of material should I ever decide to write a book devoted exclusively to the subject of morons.
Tonight I went to my friend Sam's house. What was supposed to be an evening devoted...
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Tonight I went to my friend Sam's house. What was supposed to be an evening devoted...
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trevallion:
Are you your friend Sam? Or could there quite possible be two people named Sam? The suspense is killing me.
panacea:
haha
i don't know!
i don't know!
** SOME MORE TALES OF DIPSHIT McFUCKYBUTT, the MORON BARISTA **
One day, Dippy found himself in a storewide meeting. Surrounded by folks of superior (read: normal) intelligence, he found himself at a loss -- since his peers were asking relevant questions about various topics, such as store operation, espresso preparation, wholesale accounts, and other delights. As the magical fairy manager doled out positive reinforcement...
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One day, Dippy found himself in a storewide meeting. Surrounded by folks of superior (read: normal) intelligence, he found himself at a loss -- since his peers were asking relevant questions about various topics, such as store operation, espresso preparation, wholesale accounts, and other delights. As the magical fairy manager doled out positive reinforcement...
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rice:
dude, you are truly a freak. and I better see youat karaoke as promised, or much ass-kicking will ensue.
baka_amerikanjin:
Berke is one of my heroes. His work heavily influenced my artistic style. In high school I had a regular comic strip in the school paper that was highly derivative of Bloom County.
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desdenova:
This is true. Rednecks also don't usually take particularly well to skinny long-hairs. Especially when said skinny long-hairs are initiating conversations about the redneck's deficient cock size.
mistersatan:
BAD WORDS!
We'll wait and see.