corymeyer

A few nights ago I was hanging out at a bar with a few friends. During the evening, while I was doing that, a hot chick went approached one of the guys with her phone number all written out on a napkin, saying that she wanted him to call her.

About half an hour later the guy was like, "Dude, I'm going to try her number." He calls up her number and hears that the number was disconnected. He goes over to the chick and says, "Yo, [laughing], your number is disconnected."

BUSTED!