I will be traveling up to Baltimore and Washington, DC, in late July for job testing and, simultaneously, a vacation. A few months ago I applied with the Transportation Security Administration for the position of airport security screener in either Boston or Baltimore. I passed the eligibility requirements and so now I am going onward to the testing phase. What an amazing coincidence; for four...
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Just when I thought Orlando's electronica music scene was dead, I find out that a guy named Ferry Corsten, considered among the top five DJs in the world, is playing at a small bar not too far in the future. It's moments like this, of hearing the best in progressive house music, which make me feel alive. 
And, now, for your moment of Zen:...
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motherteresa:
Okay, I know I am drunk still, but I just don't get your comment:
DeepDishsaid onJune 11, 2005 @ 9:38PMDELETE
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Yeah, that lower backpiece is kicking. And I bet it was such a humbling experience.
Huh??
DeepDishsaid onJune 11, 2005 @ 9:38PMDELETE
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Yeah, that lower backpiece is kicking. And I bet it was such a humbling experience.
Huh??
motherteresa:
Thanks...it took 26 hours. The stars on the feet hurt alot worse though.
I lost an art portfolio from reformatting my computer, so today I've been on a Photoshop binge. Check these out, I did all of these today...
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fierhauk:
the secret to women is easy. Find one you like then do everything you can think of to make her happy. Listen, dont fuck around and just tell her how you feel, compliment her and make time to do simple things with her whenever you can.Never fails for me...course i have been divorced once so who am I to talk...
One great thing about listening to house music is the absence of formula prevalent in mainstream music and the presence of free form. Literally anything goes. The following are some of the most memorable lyrics I have come across.
Satellite Serenade by Keiichi Suzuki, opener to Sasha and John Digweeds compilation album Northern Exposure (Volume I)
So now, the people who had no land have...
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Satellite Serenade by Keiichi Suzuki, opener to Sasha and John Digweeds compilation album Northern Exposure (Volume I)
So now, the people who had no land have...
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Yesterday I completed a 16 page job application and today I started on a 31 page job application. It takes me forever to complete, in detailincluding addresses, phone numbers, previous supervisorsthe fifteen jobs I have had over the past seven years. Sorry, I dont know the address of some apartment I lived in, for a few months, thirteen years ago. True, I have never been...
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fierhauk:
why is it the universal cure for things is getting hammered... I could so use a drink right now...but alas food will be the first priority....
Enjoy my profile pic....its on the back of my truck...
Enjoy my profile pic....its on the back of my truck...
corymeyer:
pictures
Real 9-1-1 call
You can check out the audio tape here
Operator: "Sheriff's department, how can I help you?"
Soccer Mom: "Yeah, I'm over here...I'm over here at Burger King, over here in San Clemente."
O: Mmm-hmm.
SM: Um, no, not San Clemente, I'm sorry, um I live in San Clemente, um, Laguna Niguel I think that's where I'm at.
O: Mmm-hmm.
SM: I'm at...
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You can check out the audio tape here
Operator: "Sheriff's department, how can I help you?"
Soccer Mom: "Yeah, I'm over here...I'm over here at Burger King, over here in San Clemente."
O: Mmm-hmm.
SM: Um, no, not San Clemente, I'm sorry, um I live in San Clemente, um, Laguna Niguel I think that's where I'm at.
O: Mmm-hmm.
SM: I'm at...
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pandamonium:
wow. even i don't have words for this one. that's simply ... amazing.
oh, by the way, i am a dominatrix. in the right setting.
oh, by the way, i am a dominatrix. in the right setting.
pandamonium:
a customer at work that night asked if anyone had called me "Frau" yet. i wanted to say "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay"
althought it might be cute on some girls, i think it properly created the desired comedic effect.
althought it might be cute on some girls, i think it properly created the desired comedic effect.
In life, when you are driving on a road, shopping in a grocery store, dining in a restaurant, what may seem like isolated incidents are in actuality part of a grander storyline, which would be to say that importance of events may not be as they seem. When you drive down the road and a car changes lanes shortly after you change lanes, that may...
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pandamonium:
while i've resorted to unusual masturbatory tools, i can say i've never tried anything from that list. but at least #7 wasn't as bad as the duct tape or the incense. those were just ... wrong.
i tried to think of three good questions, but my brain is on strike at the moment. if i come up with something, i'll post again.
i tried to think of three good questions, but my brain is on strike at the moment. if i come up with something, i'll post again.
pandamonium:
yeah, i saw that on the news. and when i say my brain's on strike, i mean from coming up with highly controversial questions, or at least one's i'd be willing to answer myself. 
This morning when I went to the bathroom to excuse myself from a hangover, I learned I had to learn how to plunger a toilet. And thank goodness there was a plunger in the house. Such the act has potential to be dirty, with all the dirty water splashing out of the toilet. The real trick to learning how to plunger the toilet is knowing...
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lanna1:
That was truly a lovely journal entry for me to read while eating ... 
I was let go of a new job after only four days. Ah well.
I'm thinking of starting a website business, I just don't know of what. For years I've been wanting to start a website business but in order to do so I would need to provide either a service or product. I have no product I can push and I don't know what...
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I'm thinking of starting a website business, I just don't know of what. For years I've been wanting to start a website business but in order to do so I would need to provide either a service or product. I have no product I can push and I don't know what...
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lanna1:
Aw sorry to hear about your job, at least yours lasted 4 days, mine lasted 1 day!
My tattoo is kinda being postponed for a while... I'm planning to go to New Zealand for a few months over the summer and need ! I REALLY want it though =( it's all designed and everything! ...hey wanna lend me 150?? 
My tattoo is kinda being postponed for a while... I'm planning to go to New Zealand for a few months over the summer and need ! I REALLY want it though =( it's all designed and everything! ...hey wanna lend me 150??
Tomorrow I travel to West Palm Beach and Melbourne to conduct two taped interviews of people suspected of fraud. We (unofficially) rather already know one guy is committing fraud. He had been employed at his job for only nine days, his reported injury is inconsistent with witnesses, and he delayed reporting his accident by three days. He called us saying he "thought" the interview was...
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I'm screwing over my (as-of-tomorrow)(former) employer. Well, kinda of. Last night I worked ten hours and twenty five minutes. Anything over ten hours is overtime. They, being management, scoffed at the notion. Manager: "Overtime for today?" Oh quite yes my sir! I have printed out the state law and will basically tell them to either pay me overtime or I will take them to...
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c-mon...boones farm is cheap as is malt liquor...get a buzz and start posting...
---note--- just realized as some point i wrote `posing' instead of `posting' in this entry...not too drunk to proofread...barely...