A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,...
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"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,...
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koala:
Ahahahaha! That is hilarious! Where did you find it? 
obd:
nice.
Note to self: You SUCK at bowling. (but at least I suck well and have fun doing it!)
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mat8drb:
I just throw the ball instead of rolling it. Bounces a couple of times.
sugary_dynamite:
Yes but you spoil me with a happy happy cheese-steak so I can ignore your bowling score!
Mmmmm cheese-steak......I want another one.....
Too bad I can't really say it out loud though....
Mmmmm cheese-steak......I want another one.....
Too bad I can't really say it out loud though....
This afternoon - classical music
Tonight - BOWLING!!!!
(can I get those bumper things installed on my lane?)
Tonight - BOWLING!!!!
(can I get those bumper things installed on my lane?)
obd:
ack! I forgot about the bowling.
I HATE HICCUPS!!!
*hic*
FUCK!!!!
*hic*
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME ALREADY!!!!
*hic*
*hic*
*hic*
FUCK!!!!
*hic*
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME ALREADY!!!!
*hic*
*hic*
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mat8drb:
IGNORE THEM.
Actually, that never, ever works.
Actually, that never, ever works.
obd:
*sneaks up behind you*
HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUAGH!
[/jamesbrownhiccupcure]
HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUAGH!
[/jamesbrownhiccupcure]
There is nothing better than getting to spend an evening with wonderful people . . . except maybe when you get to (finally!) meet a new wonderful person while you are out.
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lizarose:
yeah, erica was way cool!
oh wait...did you mean...oh right. heh. heh. um...
nice to meet you too sweetheart!
oh wait...did you mean...oh right. heh. heh. um...
nice to meet you too sweetheart!
Yeah . . . so back to this game . . .
I have tickets to see the Emerson String Quartet next Sunday.
I have no one to take.
Anyone available?
I have tickets to see the Emerson String Quartet next Sunday.
I have no one to take.
Anyone available?
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voxless:
Happy New Year! So are you staying in the area or moving? I may be looking to donate some coral to someone and would much rather give it to a friend than a shop. Let me know if you're staying put and need something new for your tank 
mat8drb:
It sounds like it would be awesome if I were more local and more your type!
Looks like 2006 is going to be an interesting year for me.
I got back from Seattle last night after a busy and productive week. The most notable result of the week being that they would like me to transfer. While my current contracts would not allow this transition in the next few months, August is looking pretty good.
The office there is in an...
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I got back from Seattle last night after a busy and productive week. The most notable result of the week being that they would like me to transfer. While my current contracts would not allow this transition in the next few months, August is looking pretty good.
The office there is in an...
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jj_r0x0rz:
hahah rawk on! yea i need to go out sometime next week and look at pricing for fabric it should be intresting hehe
jj_r0x0rz:
yes bowling...how could you not hear of this bowling you silly man!!! SILLY!!
I made it to Seattle with little more disturbance than a small child in the seat behind me that had a passion for kicking the back of my seat. Otherwise, everything went smoothly.
I managed to catch up with some of my extended family yesterday, as they just happened to be in town. The funny part is that they came from Maryland and New Mexico...
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I managed to catch up with some of my extended family yesterday, as they just happened to be in town. The funny part is that they came from Maryland and New Mexico...
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whitewidow:
Kisses
Kisses
industrielle:
Neat! Lets chat tomorrow. I could try and find my way to you and Shawndaddy's neck of the woods if that would simplify things... I'd just need killer directions. (I can't drive my way out of a paper bag without mapquest...)
Five days in Seattle next week . . . I might get two of them to myself instead of playing with the client.
Two questions I have to ask myself:
1) Will there be enough room for my business clothes with all the mountaineering gear I will be bringing with me? Snowshoes, ice boots, crampons and ropes take up quite a bit of room ....
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Two questions I have to ask myself:
1) Will there be enough room for my business clothes with all the mountaineering gear I will be bringing with me? Snowshoes, ice boots, crampons and ropes take up quite a bit of room ....
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sillyzebra:
merry christmas ...
tayler:
merry christmas sweetness
I will be in Seattle next week . . . any suggestions for ways to spend my limited free time?
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mistersatan:
Hotel room? Dude, there's only about a million different couches I could crash on up there, not to mention going home to see my folks.
mat8drb:
Frasier has taught me of the Space Needle and coffee shops.
I'm as useful as a chocolate fire guard on that one.
I'm as useful as a chocolate fire guard on that one.