So I was minding my own business making fun of country songs when a big redneck accosted me, saying "listen sonny, it aint easy to write country music. Its about gettin' all that hurt from deep down, an expressin it."
To which I responded, "REALLY?! And here, I thought that was BLUES."
So basically he bet me I couldn't write a short country song and sing it in under 10 mins.
What was the wager you ask? My bar tab! I must say, drinks taste so much better when you don't have to pay for em!
I call this song "That car ain't broke, its a lawn ornament."
You said you don't love me, I'll have to live with that
but you took my house, my truck, my heart and my cat.
and baby, right now, I just don't know what to do
cuz if ya keep gettin' ontop of me,
I can get over you.
A beer and my lawnchair are all that are left
from a life and a marridge that were more like theft
I always suspected the dog loved me more than you,
and since he co-wrote this ditty, I know that it's true
Not bad for 7 mins work, eeh? hehe.
To which I responded, "REALLY?! And here, I thought that was BLUES."
So basically he bet me I couldn't write a short country song and sing it in under 10 mins.
What was the wager you ask? My bar tab! I must say, drinks taste so much better when you don't have to pay for em!
I call this song "That car ain't broke, its a lawn ornament."
You said you don't love me, I'll have to live with that
but you took my house, my truck, my heart and my cat.
and baby, right now, I just don't know what to do
cuz if ya keep gettin' ontop of me,
I can get over you.
A beer and my lawnchair are all that are left
from a life and a marridge that were more like theft
I always suspected the dog loved me more than you,
and since he co-wrote this ditty, I know that it's true
Not bad for 7 mins work, eeh? hehe.
shinyredstar:
So I take it he accepted that as a song and paid for the tab? Gotta say I kind of like it. 