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Well, most of my updates are rather devoid of personality, but hell, I just feel like I shouldn't subject everyone else to my daily drama and such. Here's one small tidbit: I was personally attacked by a coworker a couple of days ago, and she basically told me that if I paid her money everything would be done and over with. I won't go into the details of the story right now, but she used one our company resources (email) to issue the threat. I hate having to go to HR for anything, but this chick has been harassing me for way to long, and really went overboard this time. Bah.

Now since that depressing news is aside...

20 Random Things

1. I love having a job, because it means I'm not broke; I'm J.ust O.ver B.roke.
2. Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out!
3. Violent Pornography is on repeat in my CD player. I don't know why....
4. I don't sleep. I take extended naps
5. I should be in a wheelchair now, but I'm not. And a big fuck you to the doctor who wanted to break my legs as an infant so I could "walk properly" Better yet, a big thank you to the doc for proving himself wrong.
6. I HATE the summer. Yes, I am a summer hating southern girl
7. Emoboy hair = cute
8. I hid under my desk at work once to avoid being photographed. My co-workers are now on a mission to capture me on camera.
9. There is no such thing as a free lunch
10. This message will self destruct in 30 seconds....29...28...
11. If I want to see people spend their lives driving around in circles, I don't need Nascar. All I have to do is step outside and observe my neighbors.
12. My split personality comes topped with whipped cream, cherries, and chocolate sauce
13. It's fun being pun-ny; dry wit is the best!
14. Why do they always send the poor?
15. If these walls could talk, they'd be speechless.
16. Sometimes you feel like a nut...
17. If you gave me the world, I would blow it up. Seriously. I would take joy in the destruction of this planet.
18. WTF does LOLZ mean? IMO, PPL thnk iz coolz 2 uz lotz of zzz soz I mustz bez superz coolz nowz. Yeahz!
19. I've churned butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise.
20. If you made it here, you are quite brave, my friend. Here's your reward:

That's enough excitement for now, I have to get back to sorting through threatening emails to nail the work bitch for making my life that much more miserable