you're going to have to click "Thursday" to get the rest of the joke. Pooey.
Sneeze Syndrome
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later,...
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Sneeze Syndrome
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later,...
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musical_poet:
LOL 
After watching the multi vids...(and seeing bully's anthropology set)
I'd like to kiss a girlie.
Sound good?
I bet it does.
I got to sit at my supervisor's desk for the day.
So much more comfortable than at the NCD desk.
Damn him.
There should be less seats every time I have to work.
There was also the choice of leaving early...but I had 30...
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I'd like to kiss a girlie.
Sound good?
I bet it does.
I got to sit at my supervisor's desk for the day.
So much more comfortable than at the NCD desk.
Damn him.
There should be less seats every time I have to work.
There was also the choice of leaving early...but I had 30...
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I really do think I should date a girl instead of a guy and see how it goes.
The bf never buys me anything just to surprise me.
I mean, a surprise to me...would be a $1 frame from the dollar store.
Come on now.
It's like he doesn't know me.
Maybe I should stop?
I've bought him things...
When I asked him why he...
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The bf never buys me anything just to surprise me.
I mean, a surprise to me...would be a $1 frame from the dollar store.
Come on now.
It's like he doesn't know me.
Maybe I should stop?
I've bought him things...
When I asked him why he...
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unaffected:
"penina" hahahahahaha!
*looking at the camera with an all-mighty face*
well, actually i just have a penis now. i used to have a vagina but it didn't make me able to get into any contest like 'how far can your pee go', so i got bored and decided to have only a penis. and girls, i can assure you that's awesome to have one! besides get into contest like that, you can also play hitting other people's face with it and you can start saying to anyone all those things that only guys can say, like 'my dick is bigger than yours, loser!' it totally rocks.
and being a bit serious now, i think dating a girl must be very boring...just because they don't have dicks. haha!
happy birthday to yout mom!
*looking at the camera with an all-mighty face*
well, actually i just have a penis now. i used to have a vagina but it didn't make me able to get into any contest like 'how far can your pee go', so i got bored and decided to have only a penis. and girls, i can assure you that's awesome to have one! besides get into contest like that, you can also play hitting other people's face with it and you can start saying to anyone all those things that only guys can say, like 'my dick is bigger than yours, loser!' it totally rocks.
and being a bit serious now, i think dating a girl must be very boring...just because they don't have dicks. haha!
happy birthday to yout mom!
Finally...this isn't even deviantART and I'm getting more constructive criticism from members here than at deviantART.
I like hearing things like that so I can get better at what I love doing.
I don't like just seeing comments saying "ohhh, awesome" or "cool".
I absolutely HATE that pretty much.
I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE getting constructive criticism.
BRING IT ON PEOPLE!
I like hearing things like that so I can get better at what I love doing.
I don't like just seeing comments saying "ohhh, awesome" or "cool".
I absolutely HATE that pretty much.
I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE getting constructive criticism.
BRING IT ON PEOPLE!
I hate it when I have to call people...and it ends up being a wrong number.
It's my job to call people mind you.
But here's my little rant about it.
DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!
Jeesh, you people.
I never knew so many mean people existed. I mean, if I'm harassing you and telling you that...
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It's my job to call people mind you.
But here's my little rant about it.
DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME WHEN SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!
Jeesh, you people.
I never knew so many mean people existed. I mean, if I'm harassing you and telling you that...
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musical_poet:
you can call me
anchorpersonontv:
I usually don't initiate hellos on here, because I always worry about coming across as creepy... So to clear it up, I saw you point out how cool film strip tattoos are in the tattoos group, and I agree. Then I noticed you are also located in Chicago, so I took a look at your profile.
I'm back in my hometown in South Jersey for two weeks, so it seems like I've avoided a great deal of heat. Coming back this week, though. Hopefully it'll be cooler.
And I too am having trouble with tattoos. Mainly, I want some but cannot fucking decide what I want to be my first.
Nice to "meet" you and best of luck with the job, heat, and tats!
I'm back in my hometown in South Jersey for two weeks, so it seems like I've avoided a great deal of heat. Coming back this week, though. Hopefully it'll be cooler.
And I too am having trouble with tattoos. Mainly, I want some but cannot fucking decide what I want to be my first.
Nice to "meet" you and best of luck with the job, heat, and tats!
I can do without celebrity news.
very much.
I don't get why people care so much.
PS: I like meeting new people.
Especially those who live in/near Chicago.
very much.
I don't get why people care so much.
PS: I like meeting new people.
Especially those who live in/near Chicago.
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coopersvictim:
hell yeah it's lame.
i hate it.
i always ask myself for when i see commercials of it why anyone would care to listen to that bullshit.
i find it to be a big waste of time.
grrrr.
apexxx, did you go to flashback weekend in Chicago?
i hate it.
i always ask myself for when i see commercials of it why anyone would care to listen to that bullshit.
i find it to be a big waste of time.
grrrr.
apexxx, did you go to flashback weekend in Chicago?
mole_harris:
You are correct about No Exit. Brilliant guy......depressing as hell, but brialliant.
I miss Chicago, it's been quite a while since I've been there!
I miss Chicago, it's been quite a while since I've been there!
OK, honestly. This is getting me sick. I saw a commercial for this new show called Anchorwoman. And I wanted to puke. I wish they had a show about a manwhore who's ditzy and who shows his nice beautiful big cock.
Anywho, I'm terribly embarassed of those women who think that their role in life is only to please and pleasure men. That they are...
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Anywho, I'm terribly embarassed of those women who think that their role in life is only to please and pleasure men. That they are...
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jopoppins:
yay for sailor mouths!!!!!!!!
enough said!
^_^
enough said!
^_^
apexxx:
come on, smart strong women know how to use the way a typical man views them and turns it around to get what they want without giving anything up for it... i should know, theyve done it to me way too often in the past!
come on, smart strong women know how to use the way a typical man views them and turns it around to get what they want without giving anything up for it... i should know, theyve done it to me way too often in the past! I got my lip pierced 2 nights ago (actually, it's a lowbret on my rightside).
I love that adrenaline rush right before I get it done.
It swoll up pretty bad last night.
The only pain I've had come from that piercing yet.
My lip got big so the skin from my lip covered the backing of my stud and pushed it into my lip...
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I love that adrenaline rush right before I get it done.
It swoll up pretty bad last night.
The only pain I've had come from that piercing yet.
My lip got big so the skin from my lip covered the backing of my stud and pushed it into my lip...
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On a note other than relationships...
I've decided to get my lip pierced today. It keeps being pushed back and back...and now I want it. TODAY.
And I'm starting to draw the outline for my painting.
I'm excited. ^___^
I've decided to get my lip pierced today. It keeps being pushed back and back...and now I want it. TODAY.
And I'm starting to draw the outline for my painting.
I'm excited. ^___^
Hey everyone! I finally got a job. And a new job = a debit card. A debit card = freedom. Woot.