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Oh what a beautiful weekend getaway. I always dreamt of going to a bed & breakfast in Napa. The beautiful views of the endless rows of wineries... the great food... Now I dreamt I'd spend this weekend with a special partner.. romantical and all. Well thanks to @floydian I got to spend it with a group of beautiful women.
Thankfully he let me practice using...
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Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
telling myself it's not as hard as it seems....

it's as hard as it seems. chasing your dreams. doing what's expected of you verses what you want.. the constant battle of life.
but often times you stop and embrace the sunshine
the golden rays of the sun
soak it in all
tell yourself
i'm great.

@hurricane
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Hey everyone!!

I'm so excited for this weekend. My kids are gone for spring break and I'll be heading to Las Vegas tonight! I purchased a camera from @cdo so i can be serious about taking photos. I'm not sure where this will lead, but I'm gonna enjoy the journey. I get to dance it up with @joey too 💚 so excited to meet &...
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If a rando asks you for nudes

The guy's pretty crude

And i don't mean to sound rude

But you deserve better than that dude.

That a guy that throws a fit

If he can't see your tits

You'd think he'd quit

But a dog never learns two ways to shit

Cause you're not a fuck food

You don't need that attitude

So if a...
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Are you the person getting pranked or are you the prankster?? Some people, probably most, grew out of pulling pranks on April Fools day.

But not me. Maybe it's my issue with authority, or the fact i try to not take life serious all the time.

Last year I had to do something fun, even if was little at work. Could i trick a bunch...
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