cookiemonster

Man.. I need to find a place to live, I think I'm going to post something in the SGSF group so people could keep an eye out for someone who needs a roomie. If YOU'RE reading this and know of someone in the SF Bay Area, kindly contact me. *Gestures politely to the "Contact Button".

So I'm going to start writing something that'll be posted up on this here site thingymabob. I've got tons of short stories, but nothing that truly fits the premises... plus I feel like i'm way out of my league, and that Sean probably won't accept anything I send it. Oh well.. no point in -not- trying.

So darkbunny has started this uber interesting point system on the IRC program... hmm.. I found a loop hole to just give points to myself.. and so far I'm pretty much well off. Sweet. With the points, you can buy stuff that's.. uh.. not real, but it's stuff.. at least.. I think.. blah.. as long as I can buy under three minutes with Erin, I'll be happy(z0rz)

Jewels sent a satisfyingly scathing e-mail to Meagan... umm.. if you want to read what it says, ask me.. I guess.. but now Meagan has assembled an army of her pre-teen friends to try and form a retort that a tree stump could rival.. Whatever, it's none of my business.

GAAAH! There's these kids outside who're always screaming and yelling about their stupid pokemon cards.. right OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. It's driving me nuts! I'm considering throwing something at them that's either gross.. or explodes. Or maybe it could be something gross that explodes! Like exploding feces! Ewww...

I desire to read something funny. I'm going to buy a David Sedaris book.. and answer the phone right now in a british accent.

Mwa.. that was funny. It was a telemarketer and they were like, "Do you pay too much for long distance?" And I go, "OH YES HIP HIP WOT WOT CHAP CHERRIO GUVNAH WOT WOT WOT HIP HIP WOT HIP CHERRIO HIP!"


Okay.. okay.. so maybe I'm not a comic genius.. but it would've been funny if you were there.