Written 2:42pm
The break that is the day in the month (as in fractured break).
You grab your laptop and disposable coffee cup that looks like it came from starshmucks or carricrap coffee shop but instead its filled with a White Russian (same color as a white chocolate mocha except over ice and legally for those over 21.
Its not that life is hard, its just that its never easy.
You try to start the day off early full of intentions that will complete you as a person just for this week, but it is soon over run with too many things.
So far you have tried to pay bills, one of which is giving you an aggravated time seeing as how your bank account isnt as chubby as it used to be (DAMN you material possessions, tuition, and other needy costs) if only it ate other types of greens, but it is a very picky eater and will spit back what it doesnt like if not tasty and sealed in a white envelope. Green beans or brussels spouts might suffice but
And of course the pressure and the accidental loudening in voice as you list out several points of emotional struggle that has been tugging at you for the past several days to your significant other. All you can say is sorry.
You try to take care of a mother and a house. The house is pissing you off today, the ground has unfroze and its been raining all night, that means the ground is soaked, which leads to the basement, and there the crawl space. The house wants to hold in its fluid like a little kid, I say no, no, you need to take all that fluid, aim your sump pump and release it, it doesnt and the crawl space is flooded with 4 inches of water that will soon spill over into my room and make everything smell lovely and dilapidated. Troubleshoot. Cant find the problem, call assistance. All monkeys are busy; please wait until it is too late for help.
Go to the bank again, still no cookies (damn), but they recognize me.
Make lunch plans with grandpa for the next day, trying to pretend like you have time while avoiding the constant torturing question of whether or not the computer is fixed.
Avoid the looks of unfulfilled plans for the day in the incarnation of girlfriend. Tell her to hold on and play elevator music in background.
Make mommy toast to hopefully keep down.
Assistance comes and gets hands wet in homes restricted space, very wet and ah
Now you have to wait a couple hours for the sump pump to drain and continue until it might burn itself out keep an ear out for it- finally a smoke break and observe the pollution that your house emits, try to take a picture sewage stops just short of you taking the picture and begin to think about all the missed moments you would have a great picture but the moment passes without camera in hand. Go inside and do other obligated postponed stuff that your life just would not be fulfilled without.
At this point aeryka has comeback and you must decide whether engaging the rest of your activities is worth putting her off for the rest of the day? (you have to keep in mind that work requires you to be in person at approximately 5pm. Give or take a few tables, a few dollars. It isnt and you whish off to the Marshall Fields in order to do, yes, more stuff. So you take your disposable coffee cup filled with coffee (two creams) tinted alcohol and laptop and write the first part of the days events while she whizzes through traffic to todays ultimate destination. You make it alive and after an hour of browsing/shopping you are done.
Sober up, hit the road, and get ready to make people happy with your incredible service and smile (jack me off someone).
Part 2
11:48pm
I am home with my cat by my side, along with my sister, and girlfriend keeping me company.
Work is work, nothing new at least that I can think of, you kind of tend to forget everything as soon as you exist through the doors, so I cant really tell any funny stories about various fatty fat fatties eating bread stixum some to go, I have to maintain a high cholesterol level while driving. Rendezvous at Applebees with my fellow workers to have a couple of drinks and talk. Which is nice because I miss having that.
The power is out in the bathroom so you must crawl through the crawl space in order to unplug the sump pump because itll run itself dead. Then you take your shower, then you can relax. Be clean. Be you.
To tired to continue
The break that is the day in the month (as in fractured break).
You grab your laptop and disposable coffee cup that looks like it came from starshmucks or carricrap coffee shop but instead its filled with a White Russian (same color as a white chocolate mocha except over ice and legally for those over 21.
Its not that life is hard, its just that its never easy.
You try to start the day off early full of intentions that will complete you as a person just for this week, but it is soon over run with too many things.
So far you have tried to pay bills, one of which is giving you an aggravated time seeing as how your bank account isnt as chubby as it used to be (DAMN you material possessions, tuition, and other needy costs) if only it ate other types of greens, but it is a very picky eater and will spit back what it doesnt like if not tasty and sealed in a white envelope. Green beans or brussels spouts might suffice but
And of course the pressure and the accidental loudening in voice as you list out several points of emotional struggle that has been tugging at you for the past several days to your significant other. All you can say is sorry.
You try to take care of a mother and a house. The house is pissing you off today, the ground has unfroze and its been raining all night, that means the ground is soaked, which leads to the basement, and there the crawl space. The house wants to hold in its fluid like a little kid, I say no, no, you need to take all that fluid, aim your sump pump and release it, it doesnt and the crawl space is flooded with 4 inches of water that will soon spill over into my room and make everything smell lovely and dilapidated. Troubleshoot. Cant find the problem, call assistance. All monkeys are busy; please wait until it is too late for help.
Go to the bank again, still no cookies (damn), but they recognize me.
Make lunch plans with grandpa for the next day, trying to pretend like you have time while avoiding the constant torturing question of whether or not the computer is fixed.
Avoid the looks of unfulfilled plans for the day in the incarnation of girlfriend. Tell her to hold on and play elevator music in background.
Make mommy toast to hopefully keep down.
Assistance comes and gets hands wet in homes restricted space, very wet and ah
Now you have to wait a couple hours for the sump pump to drain and continue until it might burn itself out keep an ear out for it- finally a smoke break and observe the pollution that your house emits, try to take a picture sewage stops just short of you taking the picture and begin to think about all the missed moments you would have a great picture but the moment passes without camera in hand. Go inside and do other obligated postponed stuff that your life just would not be fulfilled without.
At this point aeryka has comeback and you must decide whether engaging the rest of your activities is worth putting her off for the rest of the day? (you have to keep in mind that work requires you to be in person at approximately 5pm. Give or take a few tables, a few dollars. It isnt and you whish off to the Marshall Fields in order to do, yes, more stuff. So you take your disposable coffee cup filled with coffee (two creams) tinted alcohol and laptop and write the first part of the days events while she whizzes through traffic to todays ultimate destination. You make it alive and after an hour of browsing/shopping you are done.
Sober up, hit the road, and get ready to make people happy with your incredible service and smile (jack me off someone).
Part 2
11:48pm
I am home with my cat by my side, along with my sister, and girlfriend keeping me company.
Work is work, nothing new at least that I can think of, you kind of tend to forget everything as soon as you exist through the doors, so I cant really tell any funny stories about various fatty fat fatties eating bread stixum some to go, I have to maintain a high cholesterol level while driving. Rendezvous at Applebees with my fellow workers to have a couple of drinks and talk. Which is nice because I miss having that.
The power is out in the bathroom so you must crawl through the crawl space in order to unplug the sump pump because itll run itself dead. Then you take your shower, then you can relax. Be clean. Be you.
To tired to continue