committed

....and more boredism sets in......

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?

If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Mom used to get offended when I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like..

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Daily Thought:
Am I a true believer that life is a sexually transmitted disease....