coltoncasanova

washing clothes. woke up at 5am.... tired as shit.
first time i can honestly say i am not horny at all.
if megan fox walked into my room and said lets fuck i'd probably say "how bout tomorrow"
......on second thought. if megan fox walked into my room. i would fuck the shit outta her no matter what.
so yeah everyone say dirty things to...
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halloween is almost here. yay!!!
sluts dress sexy on that day and even good girls dress like sluts. i love it.
but what am i going to be for halloween...the scariest thing of all. i'm going to be myself but more pervy.
what are you people going as for halloween? and is it going to be a slutty version of the original costume?

ok so i took the whole weekend recording some music with some buddies of mine and the music engineer sucked soooo bad and was a total asshole. but what was fun was sending the night at my friends house with his hot mom. lol
i almost saw her naked!!! damn i wish i did. :/
i almost saw milf boobies. soooo CLOSE!!!!!

weekend sucked. i...
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i have found the perfect shirt. EVER!!!!
first of all my mom bought it for me, so that should give away my sarcasm.
it was a gift to me from my mom, its a sweater tee shirt, size small......with MIANE in giant letters across the chest, but one thing that makes this shirt a chick magnet. it has a moose on it and in gold...
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ok ok ok ok ok... ok
ever feel like just saying one word for a whole day. its really fun.
im feeling good i won my trial so i dont have to pay $500,000 yay!!!!


lets celebrate. go to your nearest bar and say hey corpx on SGs said this is on him!!!!
(see where that'll get you)

ok i cant sleep now...... it cracks me up when people just leave nice as a comment. lol
but yeah say something to me im bored. send me a naked picture or look at mine. or talk to me about something weird. tell me about your dog or cat. tell me how much you hate the guy who orders you around at work. tell me...
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if you could name yourself what would you name yourself and why?
i would name myself.....GOD! lol
people walking down the street recognize me and say oh hey god hows it going. lol
or having a name tag with god on it.
oh man i can dream.

i just had the most sleep ive had in a long time.....so why do i feel so tired?! :/
on an other note.
what is your favorite song of the week? i wanna see how all your answers differ.
mine is got to be.... here in my room by incubus.

i am on fire. "metaphorically"
i am making BIG improvements in my weight lifting and running. my body is starting to look pretty good, and it really fun now because the girls are noticing too. yay for shallow whores!!!! jk.
i am getting a 104% in all my classes, i am about to record with my band, and my mom got married. im doing good....
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HEY IM NAKED IN MY PICS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
leave me comments im horny and if your not....GET HORNY NOW!!!

i found the new love of my life. she was in that hitman movie.
she had a tattoo on her face. she got into the trunk when the man said get in the trunk, even though there was a dead body in there. she still did it.
she was yelling at the guy later in the movie and he screams I GOT YOU BREAKFAST. so...
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just wanted to say im doing good and i hope everyone is doing the same.
if not well at least your not on fire.....and if your on fire at least your not cold.
so yeah. TITTIES!