Thursday Nov 22, 2007

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I never get hit on by girls on the internet. whats up with that?

It usually only happens when I am drunk, what if not even then.

what if...

I imagined it because I was drunk!?!?

surreal
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gayballs:
you are my butt
takfuji:
And here I thought it was only me....

And why are their last names all Jpg, anyway?

(Speaking of my situation only, I'll say that, Like "Lars and the Real Girl," I think I need to get a life.)

Wednesday Nov 21, 2007

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avidity:
DAMN!!! love

big_boy:
NICE

Sunday Nov 18, 2007

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I went out last night in a cute mod 50s style mini dress I got from the Target Jrs. Department
blush
yes- I can fit into JRs clothing now. Its so much hotter then having to go to the plus size section next to the maternity clothes.

6 shots of patron almost 24 hours ago and I am still hurting. puke
Its enough to make me never...
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frost:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
phunkybrewster:
wow i totally bought one of those too! annnnnd I got drunk as well lol and swore off drinking LOL
cant you talk to someone about the pressure your feeling?
good luck
xxoo

Friday Nov 16, 2007

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I am home, bruised, beaten, sore.

I have a huge bruise on my right elbow.
I got the wind knockd out of me.
My right knee has a giant scrape.

I love roller derby, but I was expecting more hot women.
I need one.

I also could use some more help. Plus sized gold anything, if you come across it, will you link it to...
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mrsted_stryker:
No she didnt give me shit about hangin with my guy...she knows I dont put up with that crap! Plus I have a tendency to run away when the drama starts....I am too sensitive to stick around for that!!

I hope you have been good!
Congrats on the roller derby stuff! I am actually an alternate in my guys pool league and I am having so much fun!
avidity:
yey for derby! you should post pics! blush

Wednesday Nov 14, 2007

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So I need a good Nom De Plume for roller derby.

A few I have come across and like:

Helen Wheels
Sandra Day O'Clobber
Tara Nippleof

and my old standby:
Dirty Gertie.

Can any of you help me pen a unique roller derby name? that would be awesome. Mine has to be better the mariposa's since we are on the same team wink


HALP!



also:...
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darke:
Humanity Hindenberg? ("Oh the Humanity!")
elizagirl:
no dude. no. NO. "Camille Toe". YEESSSSS.

My derby name (before I broke my tailbone) was Artillery Clinton. Oh, how I miss it.

Did you know you have to check the master roster? Your name can't be too close to an existing rollergirl's name, or it'll be rejected....makes it challenging.

Saturday Nov 10, 2007

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ok so Viggo Mortensen (forgive my spelling) came into the Santa Fe Trader Joes the other day so I went to go bag his groceries while all the other people in the store stared and wispered. And while I was bagging he smiled at me, and I took that as my que to say

"ONE CAN NOT SIMPLY BAG THEIR WAY INTO MORDOR!"

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__anna__:
YAY i love aragorn.....haha karen you just made my day!! haha thats great
-Anna
cinnamongurl:
That rules! biggrin

Friday Nov 09, 2007

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oh please oh please oh please say you didnt read that last blog

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trauma:
i didn't read it. Why? is something the matter?
zarth:
I'll say it.

Monday Oct 22, 2007

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I am trying not to fall into a pit of depression
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avidity:
please don't!!!
mariposa:
If you fall, I'll be pulling your ass out. I'll be there Friday Night...I'm looking forward to it.

I'm not sick anymore...someone nursed me back to health with herbal remedies and care. smile

I have to ask you a question...

Friday Oct 05, 2007

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I came home wanting a bath and some internet time and some shit food and Hector was asleep on my couch.
He just moved into his new place last week- he has a huge fucking room with his own bathroom in a different side of town with my old (and all time favorite) king size bed to sleep in.
I don't understand really. I've seen...
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kamuela:
Hey gurl, looks like quite a predicament you got there. But other than that how have you been.
gayballs:
tell him to bite me

Thursday Oct 04, 2007

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...about that last blog.

Anytime I have sex with a guy- come within 2 inches of a penis I think I am pregnant. I could be on birth control, and have used a condom, and taken plan B and still convince myself that I am, infact pregnant.

So is the case this last time.

Pay me no mind.

kiss
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zarth:
Whew!
trauma:
*sigh of relief*
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