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Now that President Bush has resigned due to revelations he had anal sex with Dick Cheney at the Crawford ranch, and Cheney had a heart attack, it's time to pick a new Leader of the Free World and a Vice Guy.

Your choices are:
1. Starsky and Hutch
2. Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson
3. The Ahnold and the Donald
4. Meg and Jack White
5. Howard Dean and Howard Stern
6. The Pit and the Pendulum
7. Lewis Black and Jack Black
8. Jamie Foxx and Ray Charles
9. (write-in candidate: name your own).

Election results will be tallied and sent to the U.S. Senate soon.