Clovesbud's Five Tips for Bachelors
1. You don't need to hang your clothes up. Just wash everything for the week on Sunday and leave it in the dryer. When you get up, turn the dryer on while you shower. By the time you get out, your clothes are warm and wrinkle free.
2. For the non-smoker, dusting is totally unnecessary. Just face the offending dust,...
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1. You don't need to hang your clothes up. Just wash everything for the week on Sunday and leave it in the dryer. When you get up, turn the dryer on while you shower. By the time you get out, your clothes are warm and wrinkle free.
2. For the non-smoker, dusting is totally unnecessary. Just face the offending dust,...
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MUSIC GEEK POST
Me and my friend Andy like to get hammered, dip into my record collection, and play mostly older stuff really loud. Usually, we can never remember what we played, but last weekend we wrote it down. Just a list to remind you to pull out something and play it before you go to bed.
ROXY MUSIC - Cassanova
BUTTER 08 - Butter...
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Me and my friend Andy like to get hammered, dip into my record collection, and play mostly older stuff really loud. Usually, we can never remember what we played, but last weekend we wrote it down. Just a list to remind you to pull out something and play it before you go to bed.
ROXY MUSIC - Cassanova
BUTTER 08 - Butter...
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throatneedle:
I love the Orb
throatneedle:
Thats so awesome that you and your bud do this kinda thing
Its kinda like trying to 'out-dj' each other
Sounds like fun..and something I'd wanna try!
Its kinda like trying to 'out-dj' each other
Sounds like fun..and something I'd wanna try!
I had a nice Japanese meal with Angelika Taschen last night. For you LA folks, that sushi place on the corner of Highland and Franklin is really, really great. I had no idea. I'm gonna go all the time now. Angelika updated me on some of their new books coming out and we talked about this and that. I felt very class eating dinner with...
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a35mmlife:
yesterday i was in the snow... today im going swimming in my pool....
so much to tell... hope youve had a wonderful break from me... but thats all over now.... im going to be all up in your face til we actually sit...
love it.
so much to tell... hope youve had a wonderful break from me... but thats all over now.... im going to be all up in your face til we actually sit...
love it.
gwen1:
Maybe I will try that place tonight.
Anybody remember, from about 1870 to about 1988, if you would go to a store and a product wasn't on the shelf, an employee would go in the back and see if any were in stock. Then, for some reason in the ninties, the whole idea of "going in the back to check" just stopped. Now, they say, "If you don't see it out there,...
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kid_607_evil_ins:
*lurking*
that straight haired/glasses wearin' kid from the Wonder Years is Marilyn Manson...i love that rumour. i knwo soo many who believe it, *in-SIST* on its validity.
holy shite it's 5:30 am.
that straight haired/glasses wearin' kid from the Wonder Years is Marilyn Manson...i love that rumour. i knwo soo many who believe it, *in-SIST* on its validity.
holy shite it's 5:30 am.
prudence:
dude- i had nightmares about that previous post....and about looking 'in the back' for stuff.
i guess that's what i get for being so bitchy
[Edited on Jan 26, 2003]
i guess that's what i get for being so bitchy
[Edited on Jan 26, 2003]
Early start...
I love The Brothers Quay. If you could creep around inside my head, their films are pretty much what it would look like. The Quays and a little vintage Lynch. If you get a chance, get your hands on The Brothers Quay Collection Vol. 1 dvd. And for the really motivated, try to see David Lynch's The Grandmother. After that comes Svankmejer and...
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I love The Brothers Quay. If you could creep around inside my head, their films are pretty much what it would look like. The Quays and a little vintage Lynch. If you get a chance, get your hands on The Brothers Quay Collection Vol. 1 dvd. And for the really motivated, try to see David Lynch's The Grandmother. After that comes Svankmejer and...
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clovesbud:
C'mon, everybody loves Peter Tork!! You're thinking of that beefy cop from Heat Of The Night that always had Carol O'Connors back. Ol' what-ziz-name...
n:
*slaps forehead* all i can say is that if i were the president of australia right now i'd declare war on the U.S. for so vulgarly slandering my culture.
Brian Fellow: So what's going on with this bunny rabbit?
Kirsten Francis: Well, this is Orpheus. Last year, he was liberated from a filthy, understaffed laboratory.
Brian Fellow: Laboratory? Is he some kind of rabbit scientist or something?
Kirsten Francis: No. He was the subject of a sadistic testing regimen.
Brian Fellow: A rabbit taking a test? THAT'S CRAZY!!!
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Two tracks that are just...
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Kirsten Francis: Well, this is Orpheus. Last year, he was liberated from a filthy, understaffed laboratory.
Brian Fellow: Laboratory? Is he some kind of rabbit scientist or something?
Kirsten Francis: No. He was the subject of a sadistic testing regimen.
Brian Fellow: A rabbit taking a test? THAT'S CRAZY!!!
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Two tracks that are just...
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indie:
blah blah blah
in one ear and out the other
blah blah blah
in one ear and out the other
blah blah blah
prudence:
shoot me now
Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures...
Brian Fellow: And who are you?!
Gabby Connors: I'm Gabby Connors, I work for the City ZooMobile in Santa Barbara!
Brian Fellow: Welcome Barbara!...
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Brian Fellow: And who are you?!
Gabby Connors: I'm Gabby Connors, I work for the City ZooMobile in Santa Barbara!
Brian Fellow: Welcome Barbara!...
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booshanky:
Haha, i just realized, i've still got your hat and jacket at my house.
alice:
i take no offense to being made fun of for adoring court tv.... if i watched the food channel (pretending that i have cable, of course), i don't think i would ever stop eating, and i have enough trouble with that already.
I woke up so freaking sick today I can't type words evil enough to convey my seething hatred for this earth, galaxy and the dumbass, vacumn-y universe that can really suck my balls.
Either my throat is fucked and setting my teeth on fire, or my teeth are fucked and setting my throat on fire. Either way, I can't even speak. I just ordered a...
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Either my throat is fucked and setting my teeth on fire, or my teeth are fucked and setting my throat on fire. Either way, I can't even speak. I just ordered a...
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nova_____:
heehee! ass rabies...mongoloid...comedy gold!! How about..."well gawdamn, sheriff, but I'll be a long island long log if that thar Las Vegas turd smuggler didn't try 'n stick his pull-start wooden dildo in my weirdhole!"
Heehee!!Love, Nova
Heehee!!Love, Nova
mtlqueen:
Have you been sharing your ass rabies with Joan Rivers, cuz she was positively on FIRE on Sunday night? What a nutjob! Here's an example of one of her horrible jokes:
" You know, when you see stretch limos pull up to an event in Hollywood you know it's gotta be somebody really famous. Either that or somebody really famous with a really big butt. Marlon Brando, for example...He needs to put a straw between his cheeks to fart."
This woman gets PAID for her commentary. *Lets out Dio wail*
" You know, when you see stretch limos pull up to an event in Hollywood you know it's gotta be somebody really famous. Either that or somebody really famous with a really big butt. Marlon Brando, for example...He needs to put a straw between his cheeks to fart."
This woman gets PAID for her commentary. *Lets out Dio wail*
Just got back from a nice, extremely L.A., party. It was for Peter Gabriel, who has been one of my heroes since high school. It was a typical gathering at an expensive restaurant with an odd assortment of celebrities. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kirstie Ally, Sam Rockwell and a bunch I can't remember. I tried to drag Winona Ryder out, but she wasn't budging. Oh well,...
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nudwig:
partay boyanimal!
mtlqueen:
You're a music nut...go answer my thread in the music category (duh).
Never give a couple of drunks a Polaroid...
This is me and my retarded, dumbass friend Sarah, who is super cool and funny and great. She's the best...
Nothing interesting happening. I did find out tonight that INTERPOL's first 12" is selling for almost $100! And a friend found a copy for me! As well as their first demo cassette. Cool!!
Me and my friend...
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This is me and my retarded, dumbass friend Sarah, who is super cool and funny and great. She's the best...
Nothing interesting happening. I did find out tonight that INTERPOL's first 12" is selling for almost $100! And a friend found a copy for me! As well as their first demo cassette. Cool!!
Me and my friend...
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kid_607_evil_ins:
i love that the pac-man only faced in one direction (if i remember right). a freind found one at good-will last year and we err, um, ate it up. of lord that was bad.
have you heard Pita on the Mego label?
*sits back and waits for "OF COURSE I've heard of him you wanker!!!
wait, is courtney just courtney on here...i thought that was just a rumor.
have you heard Pita on the Mego label?
*sits back and waits for "OF COURSE I've heard of him you wanker!!!
wait, is courtney just courtney on here...i thought that was just a rumor.
kid_607_evil_ins:
just read a good article on jackie-o in WIRE.
yawn. yeah, mego is great. got the "paws across america" sampler with lots of tigerbeat6 kids. i am still in love with Stars as Eyes. and that original hamster guy...fucking brilliant. and there is a guy on there...something "kopf" and his song "sex with a man". again, so cool.
yawn. yeah, mego is great. got the "paws across america" sampler with lots of tigerbeat6 kids. i am still in love with Stars as Eyes. and that original hamster guy...fucking brilliant. and there is a guy on there...something "kopf" and his song "sex with a man". again, so cool.
As for 37's dryer kindness... makes a guy want to apply for the live-in-lover position. She rules too.