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clovesbud

Silver Lake, CA

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Sunday Jan 19, 2003

Jan 19, 2003
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I woke up so freaking sick today I can't type words evil enough to convey my seething hatred for this earth, galaxy and the dumbass, vacumn-y universe that can really suck my balls.

Either my throat is fucked and setting my teeth on fire, or my teeth are fucked and setting my throat on fire. Either way, I can't even speak. I just ordered a pizza and the guy on the phone thought I was a mongoloid with ebola and ass rabies.

mad puke mad skull skull
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nova_____:
heehee! ass rabies...mongoloid...comedy gold!! How about..."well gawdamn, sheriff, but I'll be a long island long log if that thar Las Vegas turd smuggler didn't try 'n stick his pull-start wooden dildo in my weirdhole!"
Heehee!!Love, Nova
Jan 21, 2003
mtlqueen:
Have you been sharing your ass rabies with Joan Rivers, cuz she was positively on FIRE on Sunday night? What a nutjob! Here's an example of one of her horrible jokes:
" You know, when you see stretch limos pull up to an event in Hollywood you know it's gotta be somebody really famous. Either that or somebody really famous with a really big butt. Marlon Brando, for example...He needs to put a straw between his cheeks to fart."

This woman gets PAID for her commentary. *Lets out Dio wail*
Jan 21, 2003

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