I heard something fabulous on the train today.
Girl 1: OhhmuhGAWD, okay, okay you know Claire, right? Tyler's Claire?
Girl 2: Ohmuhgawd yes. She is such. A slut. Ohmuhgawd.
G1: Oh, I totally know. She's not even pretty.
G2: I know. What a SLUT.
G1: Hey, did you know that there's a smart person word for "slut"?
G2: OhmuhGAWD, no! What is it?
G1: It's pro-MICK-you-us.
G2: I TOTALLY didn't know that. (She tries it out) proooo-miiiick-uuuuuu-usss.
G1: (laughs) haha, Claire is SOOO promickuous. Oh-MUH-gawd.
G2: (raises eyebrow theatrically, looks at G1 and says with feeling) Gurl. Guuuurl.
How you be so promickuous?
G1: GURL.
(they continue laughing, trying to use "promickuous" in sentences)
I really have no idea how you'd spell 'promickuous". Promikuous? Promiquous? Given the circumstances, I'm not sure the question is all that crucial. Can you believe these people actually exist? I am equal parts horrified and delighted.
Girl 1: OhhmuhGAWD, okay, okay you know Claire, right? Tyler's Claire?
Girl 2: Ohmuhgawd yes. She is such. A slut. Ohmuhgawd.
G1: Oh, I totally know. She's not even pretty.
G2: I know. What a SLUT.
G1: Hey, did you know that there's a smart person word for "slut"?
G2: OhmuhGAWD, no! What is it?
G1: It's pro-MICK-you-us.
G2: I TOTALLY didn't know that. (She tries it out) proooo-miiiick-uuuuuu-usss.
G1: (laughs) haha, Claire is SOOO promickuous. Oh-MUH-gawd.
G2: (raises eyebrow theatrically, looks at G1 and says with feeling) Gurl. Guuuurl.
How you be so promickuous?
G1: GURL.
(they continue laughing, trying to use "promickuous" in sentences)
I really have no idea how you'd spell 'promickuous". Promikuous? Promiquous? Given the circumstances, I'm not sure the question is all that crucial. Can you believe these people actually exist? I am equal parts horrified and delighted.
geasavenger:
Haha yeah, it is funny to hear what people are like when the don nto think you are listening, or just do not care.