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Bonny face, you should see my ass. Anyhow, I guess there is no better time to come out of the closet than right now. You see, I have this great ancestor who was and still is pretty famous and his name was Jesus Christ. I was born on April 21, 1969 to Jerry and Jill Johns. My father always told me I was the unluckiest...
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Hey George, I know you can feel it, it's electric isn't it?

Let me ask you something, George. What is the first rule of thumb as a politician? Never forget who is in charge. We asked you to please leave quietly and you have failed to do so. That would have been the easy way. Now I am afraid that we are going to do this the hard way. Either way, the goal remains the same and...
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Wow Jessica, very powerful photograph, I am impressed. Here is who I would like to see go to Australia, Chloe, Trixie, Twwly, Dyme, Mary, Beretta, Alessa, Ember, Lanya, Alabama, Bee, Eva, Fractal, Shera, Sophie, Sawa, Reagan, Odette, Quinne, Emylou, Nixon, Dusty, Frankie, Stellablue, Riot and last but not least, me. That is if you will have me of course. Let me know. Oh, I almost...
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So George, I hear the AP ran a story about more voter fraud down in Florida back in 2004? Let me guess, you are going to start an investigation and your brother Jeb is going to front the investigation. Help me understand, you steal two elections and impose war and death on the world to protect freedoms from TERROR, TERROR, TERROR. You dictate "the new...
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Sticking to your guns, ay Dick? Very charming photograph, so serious. It seems to me that the media expects us to put you on our shoulders and parade you off the field like your our fucking champion. What kind of an impact will the Vice President have on history when the truth be told? What did hit the pentagon that day? I am sure there...
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How long has this planet been in existence? Four, maybe five billion years. It was not until about two billion years ago that the planet started to develop an atmosphere. Then evolution set in and we were off and running. Modern humans came along, correct me if I am wrong, about eleven thousand years ago. I stare at those numbers and all I see is,...
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When did you become the wizard? I thought I was the wizard? That's cool, I love being your minion. I guess our first date will be in the Oval Office. It was President's Day, I thought it was your day.

So I woke up on Thursday morning of last week, rolled out of bed and found myself not being able to stop laughing and smiling. So I went off to work knowing that I was not going to be very productive that day. When we arrived at the job site we started loading modules up onto the roof and I was trying my best to...
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So George, Do you feel the energy? I hear you ran into more trouble regarding those torture photographs, damn human rights always getting in the way. Your job would be so much easier if you did not have to deal with those pesky human rights. So how could you push an agenda that is horrific and stomps on human rights without killing to many people?...
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Hey George, you are not going to like this one. Explain why Norad was not protecting the air space that day on the East Coast. Or should I direct this one to your friend Dick? Hey Dick, why did you take over the command of Norad three months before 9/11? Something that has never happened in its existence. Why were all Norad jets elsewhere that...
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Hey George,so what are we going to talk about tomorrow night? Are we going to talk about something new or are we in for the same old rhetoric? Tell us how there is an enemy lurking that wants to destroy democracy and take away our freedoms. Tell us how are way of life is in immediate danger and to protect this way of life we...
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