ME: Death Robot.
DEATH ROBOT: (chirrups)
ME: New assignment.
DEATH ROBOT: (deploys laser)
ME: Not yet, Death Robot! Damn!
DEATH ROBOT: (retracts laser, whistles)
ME: Terminate Sophie's boss.
DEATH ROBOT: (Narrows view ports and shifts toothpick to other side of input/output device) <// init aud/playback.stream:: OutlawJosieWales > "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." <term aud /playback.stream //>
ME: Hahahahaha, that's right, Death Robot. Did I mention, he's from Missouri?
DEATH ROBOT: (chirrups)
ME: New assignment.
DEATH ROBOT: (deploys laser)
ME: Not yet, Death Robot! Damn!
DEATH ROBOT: (retracts laser, whistles)
ME: Terminate Sophie's boss.
DEATH ROBOT: (Narrows view ports and shifts toothpick to other side of input/output device) <// init aud/playback.stream:: OutlawJosieWales > "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." <term aud /playback.stream //>
ME: Hahahahaha, that's right, Death Robot. Did I mention, he's from Missouri?
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It must be nice to know that if anything bad ever happens to Sophie, you and your death robot are always just one step behind.
Can you program him to whistle the theme from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?