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I'm soooooo cool, I made her blush(totally beet fuckin red)

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So this female asks if I had lost some weight and I was like "well yeah, I think I have". Then I proceeded to lift up my shirt to show her how my pants barely fit and how my belt is on the tightest possible hole and they're still kind of loose. Then she says "either you've lost weight or you have a huge bulge in your pants" and then I was like "well both"
Then her eyes popped open-wide, face turned red, and she said "WOW, I haven't blushed like that in a long time" and then I was like "Yeeeeeah, I better get going, it's time for me to go home now"

GOOD TIMES