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I feel the need to address a number of issues at this point; first, I've been told I write too much. I shall then endeavor to be the soul of wit and keep this shit brief.

So...I look like Jesus. And as the especially observant will have noticed, I 'technically' 'share' a birthday with the fuck. So what? Anyone think I care what some sodding carpenter who died 1900 years before real music existed fucking looked like?

So, to those thinking of the oh-so-clever Jesus connection, I hope you can see this. I'm doing it as hard as I can.