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It seems I'm at my best...

Dec 20, 2014
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when I'm taking care of some young, drunk woman. Tonight I babysat my friend's friend, who had a little too much to drink. Loaned her my hoodie so she wouldn't freeze outside, carried her back inside when she got too cold, kept her from falling out of her chair, held her head so she wouldn't hurt herself on the table, coordinated cleanup efforts after she threw up all over herself (and all over me), fed her water, carried her to her friend's car. Then, about 1/2 an hour later, carried her to my car and drove her and my friend home after their friend got busted on a DUI, carried her into my friend's house.

Lots of carrying. Good think I'm a freaking giant and she is a wee thing.

chrstphrgould:
And no, in case you were wondering, I wasn't just trying to get laid. 1) She's at least half my age, and 2) I'm pretty sure she's gay. I'm just a mother hen.
Dec 20, 2014

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