Nothing spoils a wonderful solstice quite like seeing your friends on facebook making fun of your holiday.
when I'm taking care of some young, drunk woman. Tonight I babysat my friend's friend, who had a little too much to drink. Loaned her my hoodie so she wouldn't freeze outside, carried her back inside when she got too cold, kept her from falling out of her chair, held her head so she wouldn't hurt herself on the table, coordinated cleanup efforts after she...
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chrstphrgould:
And no, in case you were wondering, I wasn't just trying to get laid. 1) She's at least half my age, and 2) I'm pretty sure she's gay. I'm just a mother hen.
Rose - My roommates are finally moving out. They are lovely people, but crappy roommates. They never take their dogs out, and so the dogs shit all over my house. They never feed, water, or litter their cats, so that cats come downstairs and eat my cats' food and us their litter pans. They use my dishes without asking, take them upstairs to their rooms,...
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The only thing worse than being sick is being sick while in a hotel room on a business trick. Here's hoping that 12 hours of sleep settles my stomach.
That moment all of your friends are posting supportive comments on your roommate's vaguebooking "I'm hurting" facebook status, when the reason they are hurting is because you called them out on being a shitty roommate.
Small one is napping, big one is showering. I am showered, dressed, packed. I washed the dishes & tidied up the playroom. Small one's parents should be home in the next 2-3 hours and with any luck, small one will sleep for another hour.
I am so looking forward to getting out of this house, going to dinner (taking big one to Noodles in celebration...
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I have spent most of te last 36 waking hours online. I have come to two working conclusions:
1) I hate the Internet;
2) I really need to get a life.
lyamoon:
lol ! Good conclusions ! Kisses from France !
chrstphrgould:
I'll take them, @lyamoon. Merci!
So, I think my son's little bro is now old enough that having his parents away for a three-day weekend isn't really working for him any more. He has asked for them a lot, today, and I keep having to tell him "Tomorrow." "Mama tomorrow; papa tomorrow."
He's a bit of a terror when he wants to be. I told him earlier it was time...
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