Then, 5 minutes later you find yourself in front of the fridge again, looking inside of it. This may even happen a 3rd time too.
Like food leprechauns may have showed up at some point, and put something in there you might want to eat.
Whatever, I outlived all of you, didn't I? Laugh at yourself.
You died first.
If you catch someone in the act sometime, do a citizens arrest, and call the news I'd like to see what the hell that person looks like.
I like to envision aliens had just focused their telescopes on me. Then they say, “no intelligent life on this planet” and zoom off in their spaceship.
Sorry, human race.
"Hey, that isn't a brain! It's a cupcake. How is there a lit candle in it? Is this some sort of joke?!"
Yep, but i'm still not sure how i'm going to pull it off.
That's called; "stopping the beep bomb". You've just saved the kitchen!
https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/of-course-you-want-hieronymus-bosch-action-figures-from-heaven-and-hell/
One of my favorite painters, now you can get figurines of some of his stuff? Love it. I need to start robbing banks or gambling or something.