staring at a clock tower when he realized if he were going really really fast, time would appear to almost stop on the clock.

He had discovered that time is relative. Then, he later thought about how much he wanted to fuck his cousin, who he then later married.
e=mcWHAT?
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Frap something. First off, this thing has blended ice when i get it in the store. This doesn't have blended ice in it. they don't even instruct you to blend ice into it either, they already know you're hopeless.
It's sad. Starbucks at-home beverages. "I'm so sorry for you"
i end up like right next to some newly dead thing, so i can go right over and start eating its eyes first.

Hmmm. actually, maybe i'll be a porpoise instead.
I mean, we don't eat them, and they're always just sort of... around.
I bet they hang out with birds sometimes. Mostly over at hamster's house, which is why we never see them anywhere.
Got gobs of free time these days. Been using it mostly to play video games.
That's it. I live in Vegas, people come here to do all sorts of crazy things. Me, I'm still finishing up Horizon, just picked up Nier, and am currently being way too cheap to buy the battlefield 1 expansion pack still.
Maybe if they had a real, living...
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christoscamaro:
I need to figure out SG again, it's changed.  I know there's more blog posts from people out there but it's not super easy to find like it used to be.

I just got 40 lbs of it. Right now my cat is crying since it's still in the box, and she wants in the box.

Fucking cats rule this world. The Egyptians knew it. Amazon certainly knows it.
caraphernelia:
hahaha they definitely do XD
christoscamaro:
Mine especially.  She demands to sit on the chair i'm in, she demands I wake up to run around the house with her at 2AM.