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Chatted with her for a few minutes, but she never responded to anything that I said. Then, she picked up a twig with her beak and flew up into a tree.

5

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to ride the hippos? There wasn't a sign. Just this stupid wall, and then a fence blocking my path to get into their pen.

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I have a small cube of aerogel. That ultra insulated, ultra light material that was recently invented. The internet is great, it lets you spend all sorts of money you shouldn't be spending on awesome crap you have 0 reason to even own in the first place.

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I'd chase them into a spiders web, then laugh my fly ass off while they get eaten.

I also wish flies would read this, so they stop annoying me on this picnic.