christoscamaro

A cool superpower would be being able to re-charge people's cellphones, and electronic devices instantly.

Since the batteries on these things seem to only last for about 10 minutes of use.

Clouds like to stare down at their own shadow, in case someone might notice they are there.

A lot of people made fun of me when i bought that chocolate knife. But when gram crackers and marshmallows later attacked me, and that fire ensued, let me tell you....,

I can't go back to candy land due to the crimes i've committed there.

I need to carry around breath mints at all times, just in case aliens invade and breath mints are their weakness.

More people need to take the time to run around the house naked.

Being a billionaire would be fun. You could move to England and build a massive bouncy castle to live in next to a neighboring castle.

Then play techno music 24/7 and bounce around like a loon.

Are you a parent? Want to save some money? Next time an ice cream truck drives by, tell your kid that they only play music when they are out of ice cream.