christoscamaro

Yay! i'm back. And as annoying as always.

I think i'll start a company, but i'll only sell one thing: You get to ride a motorcycle over a ramp over cars while a giant explosion goes off behind you.

We film in slow mo too, but we charge extra for that.

You know those talking dolls they have for kids?

Someone should program one to randomly say once a month, ziggurat! or something strange, automatically. Just to freak everyone out.

Why don't we celebrate Da de los Muertos here in the US? It's like a skeleton holiday, and that my friends is pretty important.

Don't believe me? Ask your own skeleton for it's opinion, hater.

You know how in the Yakuza, if you are dishonored you have to cut off your own pinky finger?

Marriage should be like that! Instead of rings, you cut off your own pinkies! I think this may make some people think twice instead of jumping the gun.

Chewbacca shaved himself bare once. It was pretty awkward on the millennium falcon while that was going on.

There is no Miracle in Miracle whip. It's just a poor substitution for real mayonnaise.

They should re-name it, Tasteless white sandwich lube or something.

If you get diarrhea on the international space station, everybody is going to have a bad time.

When I found out Bacon bits were made from soybeans, I felt cheated.

Now I just sprinkle them on my bacon since it makes it more healthy.

Why didn't Helium bow to Neon?

Because they were both nobles.