about how sometimes I make instant ramen just for fun.
Then I laugh really loud!
like tupac shakur! Sure, I'm white, never been shot, and I can't rap, but basically we're exactly the same!
and I like jello.
luciefurr:
You clearly have the best nurse.
christoscamaro:
Yes!
Make a pie chart? Fine.
Where is it? I ate it. It tasted like paper. Well paper and printer ink stuff.
Where is it? I ate it. It tasted like paper. Well paper and printer ink stuff.
Pulled over by the police? Check to see if a camera crew gets out too. If so, it's likely COPS. So go ahead and take off, so this episode is a lot more interesting.
Parks need to replace their water fountains with vodka fountains.
This way going to the park is way more fun.
This way going to the park is way more fun.
If you need to believe in a non existent deity to be a good person, guess what? You aren't a good person. You are just hiding behind something that doesn't exist.
Being a good person makes you a good person. It's pretty simple, really.
Being a good person makes you a good person. It's pretty simple, really.
Bored? Just invite yourself into a conversation.
All you have to do is walk up, and interrupt people with, "HAHA! That totally reminds me of that time I robbed 7-11!"
All you have to do is walk up, and interrupt people with, "HAHA! That totally reminds me of that time I robbed 7-11!"
There is a button on my microwave that says popcorn. I pushed it, it ran for a while, but no popcorn came out.
This microwave sucks!
This microwave sucks!
It would be scary if onions cried as much as you do when you're cutting them up.