What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

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Actually, hold up. who is it that's asking you this sort of question? That's the real question here, isn't it? Tell them black helicopters, that do the dance at midnight.
Uh, also please do this outside the Subway over on 17th and hill. Also look Russian. Thanks!

Watched the movie Bokeh

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It was surprisingly good. Didn't know much going into it, and ended up enjoying it more than I thought I would. Nice job Iceland.

Kind of a nice break from so many American films I typically watch. Though, sitting on two horror flicks from South Korea too that I heard were great. Just gotta be in the mood for it.

Einstein was on a train

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staring at a clock tower when he realized if he were going really really fast, time would appear to almost stop on the clock.

He had discovered that time is relative. Then, he later thought about how much he wanted to fuck his cousin, who he then later married.
e=mcWHAT?

I bought some of those Starbucks bottled coffees.

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Frap something. First off, this thing has blended ice when i get it in the store. This doesn't have blended ice in it. they don't even instruct you to blend ice into it either, they already know you're hopeless.
It's sad. Starbucks at-home beverages. "I'm so sorry for you"

I hope if i get reincarnated as a bug,

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i end up like right next to some newly dead thing, so i can go right over and start eating its eyes first.

Hmmm. actually, maybe i'll be a porpoise instead.
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