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christoscamaro

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I'm inventing an alarm clock

Apr 17, 2017
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that ten minutes after you shut it off, it starts taking pictures of you all groggy in bed and uploads them to the internet if you don't get out of bed.

I bet it would work
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
animalover:
I'm with @freakme on this one, people would probably be looking at my cats instead of me anyway! 🤣😄😜
Apr 23, 2017
oswin:
That would definetely work for me! 😂
Apr 23, 2017

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