That's called; "stopping the beep bomb". You've just saved the kitchen!
https://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2017/04/of-course-you-want-hieronymus-bosch-action-figures-from-heaven-and-hell/
One of my favorite painters, now you can get figurines of some of his stuff? Love it. I need to start robbing banks or gambling or something.
I bet if you attached a little kid seat to one of those, it would be pretty fun for a little kid to ride on. But, it's best to use someone else's kid first though, just in case things don't go the way they should.
This is called, “Beta testing” but you can call it “Charles testing” or whatever the test kids name is.
Or take ALL of the tiny boxes of cereal and be the office hero!
It would be fun to teach him how to play chess, then kick his ass in every game. Even if he happens to win, you can slap him pretty hard and not feel too bad about it.
Just hop on a bus in the morning, then yawn really loudly. When other people yawn, try 3-pointing candy into their mouth! Suddenly morning isn't so boring. Extra points for a slam dunk!