christoscamaro

There is never enough time to do what you want to actually do.

Think i'll start an exorcism business. I'll do free exams, with a cheap camera with a flash.

If you're eyes are red, you're infected and need to pay me money to not use the cheap flash, i mean, get rid of the demon inside you.

I like to sneak into doctors offices, wearing a lab coat. "smith? Waiting room 2"

then i walk in, and show them an x-ray of an intestinal tract.

"I'm sorry, it looks like you have snakes."

People keep asking me what i'm going to do for Thanksgiving.

Duh! Same thing i do every year. Dress up in my turkey suit, kick down people's doors and flip over their tables.

My neighbor pointed out all of us pretty much always dress all in black.

Hellz yeah, that's because black is the best color.

Girl i know told me she was going through her period and was hurting. I told her how awesome it was to stand up and pee, and about the lack of cramps being a man.

Then I grabbed at her boobs, since I know you girls get horny as shit on your periods.

I really am an asshole sometimes, but shit, you walk into my...
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Yay! i'm back. And as annoying as always.

I think i'll start a company, but i'll only sell one thing: You get to ride a motorcycle over a ramp over cars while a giant explosion goes off behind you.

We film in slow mo too, but we charge extra for that.

You know those talking dolls they have for kids?

Someone should program one to randomly say once a month, ziggurat! or something strange, automatically. Just to freak everyone out.

Why don't we celebrate Da de los Muertos here in the US? It's like a skeleton holiday, and that my friends is pretty important.

Don't believe me? Ask your own skeleton for it's opinion, hater.