If you think about it, a burrito is just a giant undercooked nacho that's possessive about its toppings.
If you think about it, a burrito is just a giant undercooked nacho that's possessive about its toppings.
You know how supermarkets have French bread waiting right there near the checkout?
They cook it IN THE STORE, it's not baked in France!
It's basically bread with a fake accent.
Dr. Pepper is full of lies. It doesn't taste like pepper, and i'm starting to
suspect that it doesn't even have an undergraduate degree either.
The sad thing about girls, is when she drags you out of the house so you get some sunlight for a while, and makes sure you eat a proper meal.
Since she realized you've only been eating donuts for the last 6 months. What? I ate beef jerky too!
Since she realized you've only been eating donuts for the last 6 months. What? I ate beef jerky too!
If you find depression knocking at your door, go ahead and let it inside. It might be cold out, and it may not have anywhere else to go.
Dying from liver failure. 20% of my liver is working.
though i did get to die 2 times and got into a coma 2 times too. it was strange
though i did get to die 2 times and got into a coma 2 times too. it was strange
Really, the way most people drink coffee, just buy the instant kind and snort it already.
The members of Rage Against the Machine all got married. They also remixed one of their songs.
Part of the lyrics went, "ok, i'll do what you tell me"
Part of the lyrics went, "ok, i'll do what you tell me"
The next time you get into an argument with someone, tell them you're right because you're awesome and always right, because of awesomeness.
Church? naw, don't go to one. Though sometimes Pandora plays Ministry, and I think that still counts.