There is a button on my microwave that says popcorn. I pushed it, it ran for a while, but no popcorn came out.
This microwave sucks!
This microwave sucks!
It would be scary if onions cried as much as you do when you're cutting them up.
Sometimes, i wish i were a better person.
then i think, wait, no i don't. i wish for infinite wishes. Nice try monkey's paw!
then i think, wait, no i don't. i wish for infinite wishes. Nice try monkey's paw!
I wish I was a drug dealer, because it would be fun to try and sell someone ants.
It's the new thing! We call it ants. Nobody knows how to do it yet though.
christoscamaro:
hehehe. the whitest kids you know kick ass. too much crossdressing though. doesn't mean they still aren't hilarious.
If you have a problem, deal with it. While you're at it, deal with mine too.
I don't have the time for problems.
I don't have the time for problems.
Instead of showering, I just stand naked in a room for a while
I went to an ice cream shop and they asked me what I wanted. I'm pretty sure I want ice cream, which is why I walked into your ice cream shop.
I should have asked for new tires. Made out of ice cream.
I should have asked for new tires. Made out of ice cream.
If I was invisible, i'd spend most of my free time helping people Ghost Ride The Whip more safely.
I should make a taxi service, called, sexy taxi.
Oh you took a cab? That's cool. I took the sexy taxi here.
The best part of being a judge, is that gavel. I wonder if judges take it home with them when they get off work. Then rest it on a little pillow next to them when they go to sleep.
If god gave us presents each year like Santa Claus does, maybe more people would believe in him.
I did the chicken dance for some chickens earlier, but they acted like they didn't know the moves.