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The best part about legal weed is asking stoners what their opinion is of that.
"what?"
Though, I guess it's the same no matter what you ask. "Hey would you drink grape koolaid that looked like it was cherry koolaid?"
"what?"
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The matrix was a great movie series. I don't understand the complaints about the sequels though.
Part two had monica bellucci in a sexy vinyl outfit. Part 3 had her in 2 sexy vinyl outfits.
There is nothing to dislike here. Also aliens or whatever happened in those movies was pretty cool.
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She is the pretty Korean girl who sometimes works across the street from sushi den. "Izakaya." Here in Denver, co

She is sweet. Eat there, then tip her well for being awesome.
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like tupac shakur! Sure, I'm white, never been shot, and I can't rap, but basically we're exactly the same!

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Make a pie chart? Fine.

Where is it? I ate it. It tasted like paper. Well paper and printer ink stuff.
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Pulled over by the police? Check to see if a camera crew gets out too. If so, it's likely COPS. So go ahead and take off, so this episode is a lot more interesting.
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Parks need to replace their water fountains with vodka fountains.

This way going to the park is way more fun.
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If you need to believe in a non existent deity to be a good person, guess what? You aren't a good person. You are just hiding behind something that doesn't exist.

Being a good person makes you a good person. It's pretty simple, really.
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Bored? Just invite yourself into a conversation.

All you have to do is walk up, and interrupt people with, "HAHA! That totally reminds me of that time I robbed 7-11!"