christoscamaro

I give them both birdseed sometimes. One of them's got like really fat. He also brings his various bitches along with him sometimes.

I hadn't seen him for a week, and now he's back even fatter than ever.

He pretty much walks right up to me and loafs on the ground making that pigeon sound. Now, it's kinda garbled because his neck is so fat....
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They hurt, then they leave a scar behind.

Except, you have a pretty cool tattoo, if you had gotten a tattoo instead.

It's like a skeleton holiday, and that my friends is pretty important. Don't believe me? Ask your own skeleton for it's opinion, hater.

Well, I think not having enough table space is rude!

Kinda cool to get this show back. Also interesting how it's bloody now too.

Man I wish Invader Zim would get a deal like this to get back on the air.

“What did you say? The launch code? It's 12345. Easy to remember”

“...Oh! you asked what's for lunch."

You know, as a frugal thing to do with old bananas. They whooped and then I whooped. Though we always whoop.

Partially to joke around. I've written some new stuff and hope to continue at it, but i'm also really lazy so will also post up stuff I've written before. I'm the author of it all, so i don't feel too bad about that. Jokes aren't so great anyway, but hey it's free.